pergina

A woman's passage from the outer genital area to the uterus. Also known as a pussy.

Lucy: My pergina hurts from all the sex we had last night.

Dave: Count you and your pergina lucky because I am going in again.

by richard optimus maximus June 18, 2007

perpitute

As attributed to Pimp C, this is a woman who prostitutes, yet, on occasion tried to project herself as presentable/respectable, fluctuating back and forth between and always remaining a prostitute. A prostitute who perpetrates as respectable.

I saw the perpitute on the stroll one night, Coached up at the Galleria the next.

by White Pimp 713 December 19, 2015

Nothing is true, Everything is permitted

The dictum of the Order of the Assassins, as heard in Assassins Creed 1 and 2. First spoken by Altair’s master Al Mualim, “Nothing is True” exhibits the cynicism that the Assassins carry towards religion and fantasy, while “Everything is Permitted” represents their dedication the Order and the brutality of their work.

The Assassins in Ubisoft’s AC are based off of a real group active during the Crusades, called the Hashshashins, from which the word “Assassin” is derived.

Altair: Nothing is true, Everything is permitted.

Al Mualim: Oh Yesh. *fistbump

by Al Muslimio January 23, 2011

Permit driver

A driver that just receives his or her permit and makes sloppy mistakes. Also, going 10-15 mph in a 55 is common.

What the hell? That guy's driving on the wrong side of the road. Must be a permit driver.

by BlackSabbath1982 August 14, 2009

Permit

Dictionary Definition:Short for permission this term describes any document giving the holder authority to do something that would be considered unlawful without the permit.

Urban Dictionary Definition: A piece of paper which would be more useful as toilet paper as Clients fail to read and adhere to conditions contained within.

A document which is an afterrthought for Project Managers but hold great importance once remembered. More powerful than King Arthurs Sword, more useless than used toilet paper.

This permit is 'feckin useless'. I'd be better off wiping my arse with it than trying to work with it.

by B0m8A May 12, 2019

peritrees

n. An individual that hogs a blunt when in the process of smoking weed.

Leroy: Yo you wanna chill with Terry and smoke a fatty?
Willie: Nah son that muhfucka is a peritrees so I'll never get high!

by Pimbass Turtleton April 17, 2009

perbitchety

Persnickety but a bitch about it

God Helen, I know you only want your kids to eat organic, but you don't have to be so perbitchety about it.

by Arcanum00 April 9, 2017