Pedophilia

An adult or teenager who is simply sexually attracted to a child. see child

Not to be confused with molestor rapist or sexual assault which are separate but can be linked to the above if the pedophile acts on their desires. Sometimes also referred to as nonce

Unlike ephebophilia it is classed as a mental disorder

John: did you see the papers today? some teacher in a primary school was rubbing himself whilst looking up the girls skirts
Dave: wtf? omg what a sick pedo!
John: yeah I hate pedophilia

by FreeSpeechWarrior March 5, 2017

phallo-photo-portaphilia

The urge to place ones penis inside a light socket

I tell ya jimmy there are some strange fettishes out there like the other day online there was an entire section devoted to phallo-photo-portaphilia

by Bad mother fucker Beau Cater May 14, 2016

pedophiliaphobia

A fear of pedophiles.

Pizzagate is pedophiliaphobia.

by Panzer Division Marduk March 10, 2017

pedophiliable

Easily subjected to the attention of pedophiles.

Your youthful, vulnerable features make you completely pedophiliable... what're you doing tonight, young man?

by oddyknocky May 6, 2010

pyrophilia

The act of having sexual intercourse with fire.

"What is Kate doing to that fire place?'

"Shes comiting pyrophilia."

by len B. February 5, 2010

corporate pedophilia

(N.) When big buisnesses in the TV/Movies/Music industry try to get their cosumers aroused to increase sales by making sexy people seem sweet and tender and making them dress up and behave like schoolgirls/boys. Often times, instead of imitation, they'll use actual children.

The Olsen Twins, Hilary Duff, and Britney Spears in schoolgirl outfits! Yeah! Alright! Sexy Corporate Pedophila at it's best! Yee-ha!

(psyche.)

by G-Union December 12, 2003

Paraphilia

I'm pretty sure that's in America????
No wait I think I'm thinking of Philadelphia...

"Damn where you live girl???"
"Paraphilia."
"Where the fuck is that??"
"Bitch Idk goddamn"

by Crackhead Professor January 23, 2022