Penistalis

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length

That guy's such a dick, he can only move by penistalis

by StealthDildo September 13, 2014

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what you ask siri to call you

your name isbill, but you asked me to call you penislicker123

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Penistalis

The motion of a penis across great distance by the staggered contraction of muscles along its length

That guy's such a dick, he can only move by penistalis

by StealthDildo September 13, 2014

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penistalism

Capitalism, where everyone gets a penis!
Used in Psychology student circles when debating outdated Freudian theories and concepts, like 'penis envy', in the context of contemporary gender issues.

Person A: I have a penis envy, and I can't compete with mom for dad's attention (AKA Electra complex), so I'll get a penis myself.
Person B: It's capitalism! Everyone can get a penis!
Person A: Penistalism!!!

by enistalism May 29, 2016

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