Penis Wrinkle

pe-nis wrin-kle
Pronunciation: \ˈpē-nəsˈriŋ-kəl\
Function: Verb
Etymology: Middle American, BMX fad
Date: late 20th century (1998)
1: A full 360' backflip on a bicycle while masturbating.

Example:
Matt: Holy Crap Ted...Dave totally landed that Penis Wrinkle flawlessly.
Ted: Holy Crap he did.
Willy: Holy Crap.

by Wet Willy the White April 17, 2009

Penis Wrinkle

The wrinkle you get on your penis because it's too old. This causes penile cancer and can be painfully fatal for your love organ.

"NOOOO!!! I have a penis wrinkle!!!"

by Firestar991 October 24, 2013

Penis Wrinkle

Reffers to how uncircumsized males' forskin krinkles up at the tip of the penis in a circular shape.

Tommy laughed at Carls little penis wrinkle.

by crackhedwinner February 11, 2010

Penis Wrinkle

An insult, refering to a wrinkled Penis

You Penis Wrinkle!

by Midex August 2, 2003

Penis Wrinkle

affectionate slang for anyone who doesn't bow down before my wonder cock.

bow down you fucking penis wrinkle

by Rey Rey December 30, 2004

penis wrinkle

A more extreme way to call someone a dick.
It means you aren't worthy to be the dick, your the wrinkle on a penis.

NeeHas: Liza you're so ugly. :D
Liza: You're such a penis wrinkle!

by Anizatt April 27, 2009

Penis Wrinkle

An older man trying to pick up younger women.

I'm sick and tired of those penis wrinkle(s) trying to hit on me.

Did you know Sally is dating a penis wrinkle?

by missohnfl January 11, 2011