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Reference to the Pfizer Viagra advert featuring the great Edson Arrantes do Nascimento aka. Pele, and the reason for using that particular pharmaceutical item i.e. penile disfunction.

Often occurs when under the influence of alcohol, on holiday and in situations when nerves are prevalent.

Also known as "Pele limp dick" and "Edson Arrantes"
"Ah, I felt certain to knob her, and once we got down to it ... I got Pele"

"Was lying on the sun lounger with this lass, was about to lay a cable and Edson Arrantes came calling ... Gutted"

"What happened last night?"
"Got back to hers and I got Pele"
"Unlucky"
by vizlover December 9, 2008
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Pele is one of the most talented and kind people you'll meet. Super creative and always there for you if you need a hug. Pele is an overall amazing person!!
"Pele is writing a musical!"
"Wow, that's so cool! They're so creative!"
by Mushroomj42 November 13, 2022
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Second best soccer player. Fifa's ass kisser. Barzilian equivalent for "viado"
by Joao Havelange May 20, 2008
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Former football player known best as the one who lost his virginity with a guy

Pelé debutó con un pibe
Maradona: Pele debutó con un pibe!
by TheR3alGOAT January 7, 2018
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When you suck something too hard and you have to refer to a footballer for back up, but then they take you from behind so now your all screaming
Last night was banging

She sured showed me how to be pele in bed
by Silent pele April 7, 2017
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an amazing friend who are there for you whenever your hurt or sad
Did you hear pele invited someone to the movies
by gamergirl89 December 7, 2020
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Pele - beloved
si e ku Pele
by Ggznchat June 6, 2021
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