pedroia

dustin pedroia is little rat-like bastard who currently plays for the boston red sox. he is the size of a normal man's leg, and looks goofy playing baseball because he has to use his entire body to throw or bat, resulting in visual hilarity.

pedroia also has a habit of performing thousands of annoying facial tics during his at-bats. obviously suffers from Little Man Syndrome.

Fan 1: Holy shit, the Red Sox have a new mascot... it's a little rat in uniform!

Fan 2: No, that's not a rat, it's one of those annoying little yapping dogs that run around your feet and try to act badass.

Fan 3: That little bitch is neither dog nor rat. It's actually Lil' Dustin Pedroia, and fellow-homosexual Josh "Gopher Cheeks Beckett" uses him to douche with.

by SatanIsARedSoxFan October 30, 2007

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pedorama

1. An event, place, or activity conducive to the molestation of young children.

2. An event, place, or activity that would tempt one to have sex with a minor or has many minors exploiting their sexuality.

Person A: "Have you been to the middle school lately?"

Person B: "Yeah dude, total pedorama down there."

or

Johnny liked to call his old panel van that read, "Free Candy" on the side his Pedorama-mobile.

or

The pedophile zipped up his trenchcoat over his fury nude body and stepped off the door step towards the local playground. Pedorama had begun.

by Broughizzay October 22, 2009

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Pedrogasim

1) A Person Who Yells Shut Up and waves his hands in a wavering motion for a really long time.

2)A Person Who Usually Falls Down The Bus Aile and yells oh shit because you told them to.

3)A Really Gay Guy Who thinks he/she is so cool but really he is a cum slut and dosent know what a cum slut is or a bonner or a 8==D

4)Some1 who is horny most of the tiime because the only girlfriend they have ever had was in "Texas" ((:

5) Some1 who likes to get near yer face because it is the closest they have ever been to a "girls face"

6)You can find him with BUBBA.! and he will be dropping the soap

Dude:Wow..Your such a fucken pedrogasim.!

Guy:DAMN..! You just got pwned..by yer mom

guy2:Stfu yew penny dropper..

by Pwned By Yer Mom November 4, 2009

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Pedorapist

It's a pedophile and a rapist all together. You can easily distinguish one because he/she looks like a hobo..
Futhermore, they have a wild night life and disturb a lot of people while dancing to his/her favorite music.

*at a party*
OMG do you see that pedorapist? He's smelly and ruining everyone's night.

by loserbunnies May 18, 2010

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