dustin pedroia is little rat-like bastard who currently plays for the boston red sox. he is the size of a normal man's leg, and looks goofy playing baseball because he has to use his entire body to throw or bat, resulting in visual hilarity.
pedroia also has a habit of performing thousands of annoying facial tics during his at-bats. obviously suffers from Little Man Syndrome.
pedroia also has a habit of performing thousands of annoying facial tics during his at-bats. obviously suffers from Little Man Syndrome.
Fan 1: Holy shit, the Red Sox have a new mascot... it's a little rat in uniform!
Fan 2: No, that's not a rat, it's one of those annoying little yapping dogs that run around your feet and try to act badass.
Fan 3: That little bitch is neither dog nor rat. It's actually Lil' Dustin Pedroia, and fellow-homosexual Josh "Gopher Cheeks Beckett" uses him to douche with.
Fan 2: No, that's not a rat, it's one of those annoying little yapping dogs that run around your feet and try to act badass.
Fan 3: That little bitch is neither dog nor rat. It's actually Lil' Dustin Pedroia, and fellow-homosexual Josh "Gopher Cheeks Beckett" uses him to douche with.
by SatanIsARedSoxFan October 30, 2007
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1) A Person Who Yells Shut Up and waves his hands in a wavering motion for a really long time.
2)A Person Who Usually Falls Down The Bus Aile and yells oh shit because you told them to.
3)A Really Gay Guy Who thinks he/she is so cool but really he is a cum slut and dosent know what a cum slut is or a bonner or a 8==D
4)Some1 who is horny most of the tiime because the only girlfriend they have ever had was in "Texas" ((:
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2)A Person Who Usually Falls Down The Bus Aile and yells oh shit because you told them to.
3)A Really Gay Guy Who thinks he/she is so cool but really he is a cum slut and dosent know what a cum slut is or a bonner or a 8==D
4)Some1 who is horny most of the tiime because the only girlfriend they have ever had was in "Texas" ((:
5) Some1 who likes to get near yer face because it is the closest they have ever been to a "girls face"
6)You can find him with BUBBA.! and he will be dropping the soap
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guy2:Stfu yew penny dropper..
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