parliament hill school

a shitty all girls school in london, where there are mostly chavs and thots

often referred to as parli or phs

person 1: so what school do you go to now? csg?
person 2: nahh i go to parliament hill school

by rin okumura's cum sock December 01, 2020

hung parliament

A situation where all the members of parliament have overtly large genitals. This has two implications. Firstly, the MPs are not able to procreate. Secondly, as an ego boost, making them feel superior to other (less well endowed) countries.

Just after the 2010 Australian Federal Election it was found that Australia had a hung parliament. The Australian public were not surprised that their parliament was full of over-sized man parts.

by sexy_beast_193 September 01, 2010

standing member of parliament

A member of parliament that does not lie by default

Vote for a standing member of parliament – ‘scuse the pun.

by Hercolena Oliver May 02, 2010

Rehanging Parliament (UK)

When a male adjusts his genitalia after his "member" (penis) slides out of his underwear through the gusset (briefs) or leg holes (boxer shorts)

Terminology

Hanging left :

. Voting New Labour
. Voting Labour
. Voting Miliband/The current leader of the Labour party

In the middle (inside the underwear)

. Parliament is in session
. The Liberal Democrats/ Lib-Dems are keeping the peace

. Clegg/leader of the Lib-Dems is in the office
. Parliament is organised

Hanging Right a.k.a:

. Voting Conservative

. Voting Tory
. Voting Cameron/The current leader of the Tory party

When the member/penis has been reinserted comfortably into the underwear/gusset of the underwear / the situation has been resolved:

. The ballots have counted
. The lib-dems/minority party have spoken
. Parliament is in session

A husband and wife are at home watching a movie when the husband fidgits, the wife notices the husband adjusting himself.

Wife: What are you doing?

husband: Rehanging parliament

Wife: What?

husband: I should be voting lib-dem, not labour

- Rehanging Parliament (uk)

by Mad_Jack December 29, 2010

The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled

The upper house of parliament

Richard: Oi bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trying to ban the BBC.

James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.

Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.

by cheerful ox April 10, 2022

Parliament

When a guy takes his 2 fist going in and out of a girls ass and pussy but one goes in her ass then in her pussy one at a time and repeating it over and over

Bend over Bridgette in about to give you the parliament with my fist and you’re gonna love it

by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN March 01, 2024

Parliament

When a guy take both his fist and rams them into a girls pussy and ass like pistons on an engine.

When she’s totally in the mood she calls out for the parliament.

by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN January 09, 2024