Planetary Parkinson's 

A syndrome of constant planet-shaking as demonstrated by Earth in early 2010.

Poor Haiti was th first major victim of Earth's sudden development of Planetary Parkinson's.

Planetary Parkinson's by benzyIU March 3, 2010

Linkin Parkinson's Disease 

A condition in which one suffers from overwhelming body spasms, the constant metamorphosis of hair on ones head, tourettes-like yelling and random changing of your vocal characteristics

Billy: did you see Tom at the ITunes festival yesterday? He looked crazy, what was wrong with him?

Jake: he was suffering from an insane case of Linkin Parkinson's Disease.

Linkin Parkinson's Disease by Theshadowoftheday August 21, 2011

donkey with parkinson's 

retarded kid who isnt fat or skinny that screams like a donkey

Tim i just saw a donkey with parkinson's and i nearly pissed myself from laughter!

donkey with parkinson's by montanapuppy July 7, 2010

Keyboard Parkinson's 

A disease transmitted electronically that affects, almost exclusively, young, immature females. It is characterized by repetition of (usually) the last letter of random words in a message, as if the infected does not have good motor control. Most often seen in texts and on Facebook.

Girl: "omggg i saw Justin Bieberrrrrrrr!!! (:"
Guy: "It looks like you have Keyboard Parkinson's, you should get that checked out."

Keyboard Parkinson's by baconmeister July 14, 2011

Parallel Parkinson’s 

A terrible parallel parker or someone with Parkinson’s giving a double handjob.

That hot chick at the party gave my best friend and I the best Parallel Parkinson’s!

Parallel Parkinson’s by Sundiegan July 17, 2018

Party Parkinson’s 

Experiencing uncontrollable shakes after a weekend of using drugs and alcohol.

Chance took adderral and drank too much, he got party Parkinson’s, he can’t even eat a sandwich without it falling out of his hands.

Party Parkinson’s by Mobbob May 27, 2019

Peter Parkinson's syndrome 

When you see your uncle die and it causes you to shake uncontrollably

We think he has Peter Parkinson's syndrome but we've only seen him do it with one uncle. We're going to need to another uncle to die to be REALLY sure.

Peter Parkinson's syndrome by if u know you know January 5, 2022