Rey's real name but illegally changed her name to Rey Skywalker in that one scene at the end where she was talking to an old person with a 6 eyed camel. Rey then looked at the sun and noticed Palpatine standing there, concerned that her daughter is a dumbass.
Kylo Schmuck: Is that Rey Palpatine?
Old Ass Girl: No, that's Rey
Kylo Schmuck: Rey who?
Old Ass Girl: Rey s k y w a l k e r
Old Ass Girl: No, that's Rey
Kylo Schmuck: Rey who?
Old Ass Girl: Rey s k y w a l k e r
by Memerviller September 8, 2021
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Palatine is notorious for having absolutly NOTHING to do within it's borders. There is one place to shoot pool, but that shit gets expensive fast. Other than hanging ot at the Jewel or 7-11 until you get kicked out, you need to leave Palatine to find a good time.
Alot of the kids are stoners, druggies, or alcoholics. The town's roads are full of ricers, spicmobiles, minivans, and rich fucks. The mayor tried to do some 'remodling' thing to the downtown to try and copy Arlington Heights, but now it just looks like a real ugly fat chick with a few spots of make-up on.
The only interesting things to ever happen here is the massacre in the Brown's Chicken 17 years ago, and we got Smashmouth to play our streetfest once.
The only way to really appreciate it's shittyness is to leave for a while, then come back.
Get out while you still can.
Palatine is notorious for having absolutly NOTHING to do within it's borders. There is one place to shoot pool, but that shit gets expensive fast. Other than hanging ot at the Jewel or 7-11 until you get kicked out, you need to leave Palatine to find a good time.
Alot of the kids are stoners, druggies, or alcoholics. The town's roads are full of ricers, spicmobiles, minivans, and rich fucks. The mayor tried to do some 'remodling' thing to the downtown to try and copy Arlington Heights, but now it just looks like a real ugly fat chick with a few spots of make-up on.
The only interesting things to ever happen here is the massacre in the Brown's Chicken 17 years ago, and we got Smashmouth to play our streetfest once.
The only way to really appreciate it's shittyness is to leave for a while, then come back.
Get out while you still can.
-"Hey, what do you want to do today?"
-"Nothing, i have no money and no gas in my car."
-"Oh. Palatine sucks."
-"Nothing, i have no money and no gas in my car."
-"Oh. Palatine sucks."
by los loco gringo October 20, 2008
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MACE WINDU: In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you are under arrest, Chancellor.
MACE WINDU and the other JEDI ignite their lightsabers.
PALPATINE: Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?
MACE: The Senate will decide your fate.
emperor palpatine: (burst of anger) I am the Senate!
MACE WINDU and the other JEDI ignite their lightsabers.
PALPATINE: Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?
MACE: The Senate will decide your fate.
emperor palpatine: (burst of anger) I am the Senate!
by shrek 6 February 17, 2020
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Kim Jong Il should take some notes
(also makes an appearance on Robot Chiken)
Kim Jong Il should take some notes
(also makes an appearance on Robot Chiken)
world leaders,"hey! wtf! why are there star detroyers in orbit and Stormtroopers trashing out cities!"
any sober person," aww fuck! Palpatine sent his BAMF general Samuel L Jackson to kick our monkey asses!"
misguided and uninformed,"why dont we just fight back?"
the sober,"psshhh why dont you bend over and hand your new emperor the lube"
any sober person," aww fuck! Palpatine sent his BAMF general Samuel L Jackson to kick our monkey asses!"
misguided and uninformed,"why dont we just fight back?"
the sober,"psshhh why dont you bend over and hand your new emperor the lube"
by Aztarael August 2, 2006
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by Coolcmr00 May 7, 2020
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by Clappedcunt69 December 21, 2018
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