Pudding Stain

A suspiciously large brown stain found on the back of articles of clothing. Quite possibly Doo Doo

The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste, her clothes don't match, there's a pudding stain on the back, it might be doo doo!

by El Zacko September 24, 2006

Chocolate Pudding Factory

This is a synonym for an anus which is experiencing problems with producing solid stools (likely due to over-consumption of Yeo Valley yoghurt) and is producing faecal matter that looks more like a melt-in-the-middle chocolate pudding than a healthy poo.

If you were to have sex with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would end up with your penis looking like a chocolate pudding, hence the name. If you engaged in pegging with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would likely end up with a Peg 'n' Pud.

"Wow, I think I must have eaten something funny. I have a stomach ache and I've got loads of gas emanating from my chocolate pudding factory!"

by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017

Pudding Please!

The greatest food ever created. Lucky kids across the nation are served this delicacy in their school cafeterias. Also a favorite among Tyrannosaurus Rex.

T-Rex: Hey kid, gimme that Pudding Please!
Kid: Fuck off, dino douche. This is my Pudding Please.

by tooth-paste November 12, 2012

What if the world was made of pudding?

A phrase used in response to an unlikely hypothetical situation.

“If someone beats you up for being "cishet white male" and nothing else, is this okay? Did you deserve it?”

“What if the world was made of pudding?”

by Final Fox August 14, 2022

Pudding Pop

Frozen ice pop treats advertised with a marketing campaign fronted by actor and comedian Bill Cosby.

I like my women the way I like my Pudding Pops, passed out cold.

by Blippee July 22, 2023

Defence pudding

A pudding brought to stop others eating the your pudding, by providing them with an alternative pudding to eat.

Also known as a 'tactical desert.'

When your dinner companions order spoons so they can eat your pudding, you know it is time to order a defence pudding.

by The Waltonator January 11, 2010

Hard pudding

A prison term. When one Male shoves his dick into another mans ass with no lube.

Jacquene gave Tyrese the hard pudding in C Block.

by Copper111 January 4, 2018