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skin piston

A person that has sex in return for a Happy Meal.
She proposed the skin piston with a burger, fry, and a small drink.
by Ronbo1977 October 12, 2011
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The Dutch Piston

Not to be confused with the heterosexual Dutch Rudder The Dutch Piston is delivered in two methods beginning with the Four Stroke Method: It begins with two men placing the ends of their penises together while gripping losely on their foreskins. The two uncontrollably begin rolling their foreskins over the adjacent penis in an alternating fashion. Thus creating a pleasurable piston like motion.

The Two stroke Method: “This method is similar to the Four Stroke Method.” It is accomplished when one man rolls his foreskin over the other mans penis while in a stationary position. The inconsiderate stationary man most likely has both hands on his lower back, knees slightly bent and has a large enthusiastic grin on his selfish face.
The two methods are calculated in RPMs not unlike a piston in an engine. RPMs in this case are defined as, “Rolls Per Minute. Although the Two Stroke method is unscientifically rated for higher RPMs, the Four Stroke Method is and always will be beneficial for both parties.

First Used in a sentence: Year 2017. Origins unknown but, most likely common at Antifa gatherings and historically between Spartan man couples as a last chance of ecstasy before dying in war. They were into all kinds of weird shit.
What began as a surprise party at a local hotel dining room was swiftly interrupted when two men where caught engaging in The Dutch Piston behind the coat check counter. Both men with intense focus and enthusiasm did not disengage until the Police arrived. Surprise!
by Breakfast at Denny’s November 29, 2017
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pistonswin

pistonswin is a member of the Basketball GM multiplayer league BGMDL. He is famously known to negotiate wild trades, getting himself fleeced, and the only member of the league under 12 years old to ever make the Playoffs. Pistonswin is an avid Detroit Pistons fan and lives in Michigan.
Damn, pistonswin just got fleeced!
by Tim-Duncan21 August 12, 2018
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2 Pistols

Traitin' ass rapper who got knocked out with a one hitta quitta at a party and now nobody hears about (well his only song I heard was "She got it").
Friend 1: Did you hear that new 2 pistols song?
Friend 2: Is that the guy who got knocked out at a party?
Friend 1: Erm, I guess, well did you hear it?
Friend 2: :O! He can rap while in a coma?!
by Raw Doggy May 20, 2010
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PistonHeads

A bunch of stuck up twats, with Porsche's.
Oh, look at me, I own a poverty spec Porsche 996, I must join PistonHeads.
by Znoozer June 28, 2018
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Dude Piston

"Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston"

BLOODHOUND GANG'S
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
by Jacob The Awsomest September 2, 2005
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Piston-hands

Moniker for a jagged toothed female who coerces men into receiving unabashed, violent handjobs as a way of validating her morbid existence.
Look at Piston-hands talking to those guys; that hook nosed bitch is about to do something they will regret.
by urbanjerk July 14, 2010
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