ninja pirate

If one of these existed, he would be the coolest person on the planet. All would bow down to him or be destroyed by his laser eyes.

The Ninja pirate practices ninjitsu on the high seas.

by Captain Asshat April 25, 2005

zombie ninja pirate

An indistructible being. You will try to fight this being and die...horribly. It will tear you to shreds then sleep with your whole family...shortly after the sex it will then kill them too.

The zombie ninja pirate killed my friend fucked his family and killing them shortly after!?!?? O NOES RUN!!

by Guy Is Awesome December 3, 2007

Pirate Vs Ninja Vs Cowboy

An unanswerable question, like Sophie's Choice but harder.

Man A: I don't know what to do, it's pretty Pirate Vs Ninja Vs Cowboy at the moment you know??
Man B: You mean like Sophie's choice?
Man A: But wayyyyy harder.

by FishFlop2 February 6, 2009

The Great Ninja Pirate War

A war between pirates and ninjas will happen in 2006 and will end in 2067 with the ninjas defeating the pirates (comitting piracide). Then the ninjas will take over the world. This is called ninjapocalypse. Prepare for this war. Become a ninja.

The Great Ninja Pirate War will begin in March 2006!

by beattie April 11, 2005

ninja pirate

a pirate that is skilled in the arts of ninjary, they can pilfer and slice at the same time. They are terribly sneaking. They have no equals.

That ninja pirate came out of nowhere and slayed 6 people.

by sweet serenity December 7, 2007

Cyborg Pirate Zombie Ninja Jesus

Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus returns from dead on Easter and becomes Cyborg Pirate Zombie Ninja Jesus. He hunts for eggs and brains. His bite will turn you into a zombie but will also cleanse you of all sin.

It's Easter! Happy Cyborg Pirate Zombie Ninja Jesus Day!

by ETNSA May 14, 2011

Robot Ninja Pirate Nazi Zombie

A person of robot, ninja, pirate, and zombie decent

I was chased home by a Robot Ninja Pirate Nazi Zombie

by KXXXM January 1, 2009