Pinkeye Express

The act of farting in a pillow and hitting someone in the face with it. Does not count unless you first yell “ALL ABOARD” or “WOO WOO” imitating a train whistle.

Totally surprised that pizza guy with the Pinkeye Express. He never saw it coming.

by Maker Kc February 17, 2025

Polish pinkeye

When you bury your face in a woman’s ass and motorboat as the woman farts.

She was a freak, she gave me the polish pinkeye.

by Nagram5193 April 22, 2024

mexican pinkeye

When you come back on a business trip from Mexico and wake up with a left swollen eye and have no idea how it happened.

I don't know if my employee should travel to our Business Headquarters for internal meetings. I woke up with Mexican pinkeye this weekend and look foolish.

by Dbubs82 February 24, 2019

Dirty Pinkeye

When you’re licking a girl’s pussy from behind and she accidentally farts into your eyes

“Dude, are you alright?”

“Nah, my girl gave me a dirty pinkeye last night.”

by Jonaton00 February 17, 2023

Pinkeye by proxy

Pinkeye by proxy:

When you get pinkeye but it wasn't from your own hand.

I was staying at my uncles place and he farted on my pillow. I think I have pinkeye by proxy

by Day Tripper. August 27, 2022