peraltaism

A mangled phrase, misspelled word or misused grammar often resulting in unintentional hilarity. Originated from he writings of Mikey Peralta.

When asked by a waitress what he would order, he replied "Start with me last", a definitive Peraltaism.

by Christopher Wise December 26, 2007

Matias Perälä

Finnish pro athlete. Specialised in swimming, but can also play volleyball. He is also one of the millionares that Atte Korkiamäki helped to create. Grew in the getto of Iisalmi and now has a dog.

He made various unofficial swimming world records in the swimming pool of Iisalmen uimahalli. (25m)

He wore the same watch for around 35 years and cannot take it off.

He also tried to get in to esports via overwatch 2. His main hero was D.va.

Can be seen in the streets always wearing adidas clothes.

Holy omg is that matias!!!!!???????

Oh yeah that simba dog is very cute yes i think that is matias perälä.

by kivekset November 17, 2022

Peraltiago

The cutest couple with the most adorable son

I love peraltiago

by Raymond Holt June 17, 2020

PenalTard

Like a penis/retard. Someone whos a twat pretty much.

Your such a penaltard even your mum wont have ya ;)

by Smellsbells April 27, 2009

Paralta

The act of having a soft dick while trying to preform sexual intercorse

Ocho: I thought you were getting laid, why are you already back?
Eric: I was almost there, but I couldn't get it up. I got a total fucking Paralta. GODAMMIT!

by Masterchief420 December 6, 2009

PeraltaBoyle

A bellend who doesn't know that frosted tips arnt cool. Also these kind of people also happen to end up dating people way out their league. They also can be very stupid and adopt kids from russia

OI Jamie your such a Peraltaboyle you bellend

by TheRealAdamSandler November 10, 2019

peraltiagosbae

One of the best Brooklyn nine nine tiktokers😍 they have 1k+ followers on tiktok and they are such a sweet person

“Hey do you follow peraltiagosbae?”
“Yes im obsessed with them!”

by Razinnit September 3, 2021