Doing a Panzer

Where you don't have time to de-ice your car/vehicle and have to drive using a tiny rectangle gap in the ice on your windshield.

A level of visibility only experienced by tank drivers with the hatch down.

It was so icy this morning I was doing a Panzer to get here in time!

by Corbinoski February 6, 2012

German Panzer

The act of fucking a girl in the ass while pushing her across the floor face down while making tank noises; this will usually result in the female getting a massive rug burn across her face.

Tonight im going to give a girl the german panzer.

by Csquared092 October 2, 2010

Paper Panzer

A term used to describe a weapon (i.e. a tank, as per the name) that is designed but never actually built. Alternatively, a term refering something that one intended to do, but never got around to doing.

Guy 1 (who knows nothing about weapons): Dude check out the Maus!
Guy 2 (who knows a fuckton about weapons): Meh, it's just a paper panzer.

Girl: I thought you were going to fix the sink?
Guy: It's a paper panzer.

by RedShocktrooper June 17, 2011

Tommy Panzer

Another name for Pulling the one eyed purple headed skin flute. Also known as Tommy Tank.

I'm off to trap 1 for a Tommy Panzer.

by Steven Juzerichtizzeckt April 21, 2017

Panzer Of The Lake

Soldier:O Panzer of the lake, what is your wisdom?

Panzer of the lake:Why u standing here boi

by ihandlethisidk September 3, 2022

Ass Panzer

One who hides behind people's asses.

Martin Murphy ass panzered behind me when the school cop came in asking who was selling weed.

by Brian SuperAwesomeRaveParty January 28, 2009

panzer soldat

German-large soldier
The mini boss in the Black Ops 2 Zombies map "Origins" and the Black ops 3 map "Der eisendrache"
One of two mini bosses on the map "Revelations"

Rise from the shadows, panzer soldat!

by Venom sans January 31, 2017