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J.I.R.P. 

James Island Redneck Pussy-in reference to James Island, S.C. redneck women. Must be born on James Island. The finer, the better.
Lets go find some J.I.R.P....Terry's Taproom later?
J.I.R.P. by fantjones August 30, 2010

S to the i to the m to the p 

means SIMP; from Phineas and Ferb, it would mean Squirrels In My Pants (a meme that felix will never understand because he's a simp)
Candace: AHHH SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!!!
Phineas and Ferb at the same time: S to the I to the M to the P
Post Intervention Stress Disorder
Pronounced: pissed
Moments of seemingly irrational hatred for the part(ies) most directly responsible for your intervention. Usually occurs after acknowledged "forgiveness"of said party(ies). Born of bitter sentiment, no amount of logic will pacify the person suffering from a P.I.S.D. episode. There's no known cure for PISD, it is recommended to internalize these angry feelings, until they disappear or are rationally sorted out days later. Bitching about the "perpetrator" of your intervention will only lengthen the episode, and draw the P.I.S.D. sufferer further from reality.
P.I.S.D. by ejpejp October 8, 2011

i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m 

I wanna suck your dick then when you're about to cum I want you to put it in me
i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m
M.P.I To find out if you have a small dick or not in a meeting
M.P.I by Dannylad9862 February 11, 2019
Generally used in roleplays, it is used in a description of the character you're playing.
It is an acronym for More In Roleplay.
.+*Star Rise*+. |Female, loves stars, artistic, musical, smart, always tired, M.I.R.P|