bashing oysters

slang for lesbian coitus; scissoring; bumping uglies;

I walked in on my two ex-girlfriends bashing oysters the other day.

by theromero4 April 13, 2017

praire oysters

horse or bull testicles

If anyone asks you if you would like some praire oysters refuse say no

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

groin oysters

1. The soft, fleshy, irregularly shaped and occasionally briny male reproductive glands, encased in skin. Temperature sensitive, in colder climes they can be found clinging tightly to the underside of its host member. In warmer regions, they can often be found more loosely draped. After reaching maturity, they are known to produce pearls, similar to its more well known relative, the oceanic oyster, although the groin oyster typically produces them in necklace form. They are happiest when in close proximity to bearded clams and have been known to turn blue when deprived of that proximity. They are extremely sensitive to touch and prefer dark, warm, moist environments.

The correct way to consume groin oysters is to hold them gently in your mouth and swirl.

by captkenjeroo January 12, 2008

rocky mountain oysters

see cow fries

mmm! these rocky mountain oysters taste just like chicken nuggets! hmm... i wonder what is really in those nuggets at wendys...

by jackieC January 26, 2004

Slap Oysters

Another term of scissoring.

Hay gurl, you wanna go slap oysters later?
Only if we can use that new double ender I picked up.

by homigawd January 12, 2009

California Oysters

A fancier way of saying human testicles.

My sister kicked me in the california oysters.

by TitaniumTesticle June 13, 2021

poppin' oysters

poppin' oysters (verb): to have a repetition of short, loud farts. Usually leads up to a poop.

Tony: *fart* *fart* *fart* *fart*

"Oh man, im poppin' oysters!"
Jeff: "Better get to the bathroom, dude!"

by oysterman October 18, 2014