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Origami Quarterback

A quarterback held in high accord who always seems to fold during critical plays and games.
Tony Romo will never get the Cowboys to a Superbowl. He's an origami quarterback; especially in the playoffs.
by Miss Murder Monroe September 16, 2011
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Origami killer

The origami killer is a character in the video game heavy rain, he is not revealed until the end of the game, he is murderer who tricks kids by wearing a police uniform, into trapping them into an area of water, until the rain comes down, having them drown, the origami killer is Scott Shelby
by The classic memer July 25, 2018
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Origami fat

A person so out of shape their body has several folds of fat on it.
"Oh man, I was at the beach the other and there was a woman who should not have being wearing a bikini."
"She was that fat huh?"
"Put it this way, the amount of folds that were on her you'd think she was making origami."
"Ah Origami fat, never a good thing.
by Paw Lee June 29, 2012
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toilet paper origami

The creative folding of remaining TP squares so as to finish the job when TP is in short supply.
With only a few wipes left on the last roll of Charmin, Lucian was forced to work on his toilet paper origami technique.
by nathan abbott August 8, 2005
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Bathroom Origami

The delicate and intricate art of folding toilet paper over and over to maximise usage in order to avoid getting shit on your fingers. Practiced especially when there is a dearth of suitable bathroom tissue.
I nearly ran out of bog paper! Lucky I know some bathroom origami.
by Randy Bumgardner October 25, 2015
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Australian Origami

When someone uses their fingers in the folds down under on a woman.
We didn't have sex but Becky let me do a little Australian Origami in the backseat of my car.
by Buck In Ears February 13, 2019
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limp dick origami

Attempting to insert a flaccid penis into a body cavity while extremely intoxicated.
Chris took a Slore home from The Station last night so he could practice his Limp Dick Origami.
by SludgeHammer May 27, 2016
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