Ooping the J

A sex move.
This occurs with two males and a lovely female. Male 1 is choking his chicken til he's ready to splurt. Male 2 runs into the room when Male 1 yells, "We've got an Oopertunity!" Female 1 opens her mouth, as she is the basket. Male 1 shoots, in the air, Male 2 slams down the shot into Female 2's hoop.

These can be alley-oops, 3-pointers, or foul shots if the Female was acting a little rough

Damn Aaron, Yashira has such a big mouth, wanna Oop the J?

Kenny broke the glass after slamming and Ooping that J!

Tom, Dennis, and Claire were Ooping the J when Tom's mom came into the room and rejected the shot! Sick..

by Emas Diez May 8, 2006

Oofing

Having sexual intercourse

When I was a kid, I walked in on my parents oofing in bed.

by gatoradejones October 14, 2010

Oofington Cult

When a gay flower who oof's alot makes a large, non-violent, Cult

"Two gayght girls, Meg and Sophie, decided to join the Oofington Cult, which was ran by their gay flower friend"

by Sophierosehasaproblem September 11, 2018

oozing off

To masturbate. To rub one out. To beat the meat. A quick tug as it were.

Dude, my girlfriend caught me oozing off in the bathroom. I just about shit my pants.

by JFMbot November 3, 2009

Oozing

To be a low functioning member of society, typically slow-moving and displaying overt indifference towards everything. The condition of oozing may last anywhere between several hours to a full weekend, with extreme oozing persisting indefinitely. Exercise is alien to those who ooze, and maintaining any semblance of responsibility is unlikely for the oozer. Oozing is generally synonymous with being hungover. Professional oozers can be described as potheads and/or burnt out medical students.

I watched her chug an entire bottle of wine last night... She's probably oozing her way over to brunch right now.

by AU79 August 20, 2013

oozing skitch

a girl who is a total asshole (oozing) and thinks shes really fat but shes actually really skinny (skitch). maybe too skinny. she always likes attention. lots of guys like her, but lots of girls hate her.

"I KNOW! Jenna is such an oozing skitch."

by eatpienow September 10, 2011

Oofing

Using the noun “oof”

Please stop oofing in the group chat.

by Stupidname0128 March 9, 2018