OJing

The opposite of JOing. The feeling of regret that sometimes comes after jack/jerking off. Often followed by rash actions of desperation, for example murdering your ex-wife or singing R&B songs from the 70’s.

Dude 1, “What’s the matter buddy?”

Dude 2, “I just JOed, now I’m totally OJing.”

Dude 1, “Want to sing Love Train?”

Dudes 1&2, “PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD…”

by martinslips June 12, 2016

Oozin' machismo

Acting excessively hyper-masculine, derived from the way that bull Elephants secrete a thick smelly liquid(or machismo) when they undergo "Musth" (or Elephant-anarchy) and berzerker-rage on anything that moves including other Elephants,Rhinos and Humans.
Meant to be used in a mocking context.

Person 1: Check out that guy with the Skoal wife-beater, puffin' his chest out and trying to look tough.
Person 2: Oozin' machismo.
Both People: WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!1

by Sidewaysusa February 21, 2009

ooping

Consuming alcohol by way of a soaked tampon inserted in the vagina or anus.

Our wonderful Palm Springs vacation turned a dramatic corner when Suzanne announced at dinner that she was ooping.

by OopQueen January 20, 2009

oobing

an Out Of Body experience; it's when you feel really strange, and like you can't describe how you feel.

Guys, I'm oobing so bad right now.

by Breball45 November 5, 2009

Oozing larry

When a man is done fucking something and the cum oozes out

"wipe that Oozing larry off of me before it hardens !"

by Adonay October 3, 2007

Ookin it

Insane occurrence, wack, fast dude, fastly flying fucker

“That dude is ookin it”

by Ookin it April 17, 2019

oozinator

A Hasbro-invented super soaker that fires a white, sticky substance that strongly resembles skeet. Loved by children and adults alike, it can be found at any major toy chain. It also recieves mocking reviews on many retail websites, exclaiming the intense satisfaction of pumping and shooting the oozinator, alone or with friends.

- What do you call the new water and ooze blasting oozinator?

Billy: Ah! Yuck!
Duncan: Bleah!
Kyle: Gross!
Todd: Ew! Disgusting!

- And of course...

Jake: AWESOME!

by Alec and Tats July 30, 2008