trombone orchestra

A group of 4 or more men each simultaneously giving each other a rim job and wanking the other guy of in a circle.

I walked into this gay bar last night and it was horrible, the sound of a trombone orchestra was in the air and I quickly had to leave.

by curswine April 22, 2009

devil's orchestra

the sound of your neighbors having sex

Luchito: oh, no Robert's going to his room with that drunk bitch again...
Vero: let's turn up the radio to drown out his devil's orchestra
Luchito: or we could better join them
Vero: 'kay

by Robster79 February 5, 2010

Ooch

A synonym for the word 'true'.
It derives from the pig latin word of 'true'.

uetray > uetrah > uet > ooch.

Jordon: Wanna go have a slap?
Hai: Nah brah, blew it all last night.
Jordon: Don't worry we'll win it all back tonight. Ooch?
Hai: Such ooch.

by patchlife March 30, 2015

Ooching

sudden forward body movement, stopped abruptly; used to gain momentum.

While sailing in the small boat one-design fleet, no ooching will be allowed on the race course.

by Rigo34 November 7, 2006

electric light orchestra

Rock Band Built around the Talents of Jeff Lynne a Songwriter Second only to Lennon-McCartney For Sheer Brilliance.

Electric Light Orchestra Is Too Long Dude.
I Know I prefer ELO

by Mr Blue Sky May 15, 2006

kaizers orchestra

An arcane band from Norway who sing in Norwegian about war, insanity and "machinery"; somewhat vintage/steam-punk. It's alternative/gypsy-rock/ They play guitar, oil barrels, crowbar, the bass with a tap/strum, and drums. They are six members, whom have stage personalities. Their symbol is a gasmask, and suits.

1. FRIEND: What is Kaizers Orchestra?
KZ FAN: That's Mr. 250% on organ.

by civerson July 8, 2010

balls orchestra

an orchestra of literal balls, often performing a somber tune indicating an undesirable situation; usually silent in the absence of a conductor; often referred to as "balls harmonic"

After I tripped on the stairs, I was ready to cue the balls orchestra.

by Ken Deezy December 24, 2008