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Women on top

An awesome sex position, where the women sits on the man riding the guy to ecstacy. the women moves up and down with legs folded or stretching. The guy holds the women's hips and gets to check her out completely while squeezing her boobs and and jiggling with them.
Hey babe, wanna try women on top?
by psych123 December 7, 2011
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Octopath

Someone who has at least eight mental diseases. Usually has 8 or more fatherless children.

Physical: Highly dysmophic/metamorphic facial features: High shiny forehead, saddle nose, extreme plethora of the lips. Vaginomegaly. mega-rectum. Impervious to pain even when injured.

Signs of Octopathy: Extreme narcissism. Pathological lying. Hypersexuality leading to multiple pregnancies and fatherless children. Addiction to medical professionals. Aversion to responsibility. Gross immaturity. Parasitic propensities.

Judgement and social conscience: NONE.
An example of an Octopath is Nadya Suleman, mother of the unfortunate La Habra 14.

Fortunately for those who have this challenging mental disorder, they don't have a frigging clue.
by nadya_who December 2, 2009
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crusty octopus

When someone doesn't wipe their butthole after taking a shit and has someone else use their tongue to lick it clean afterward. This is usually done as payment for cocaine or other drugs as was seen in the 1970s by Eddie Nash, cocaine and nightclub kingpin of LA.
Eddie: Oh Jesus, I just had explosive diarrhea and it's all over my butthole.
Crackhead: Oh boy! I'll give you a Crusty Octopus for a gram of cocaine.
by Black Dynamite 442 December 31, 2017
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Horizon On Top

a way of saying that the line of the sky is above you and that P2W sucks and The Horizon is good
I just crashed your P2W minecraft server, Horizon On Top!
by horizonontop April 1, 2021
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Snejana Onopka

Snejana Onopka is an Ukrainian supermodel. At the height of her career, she was known to be extremely thin, with a body mass index of just 14.6

In 2005, she appeared in campaigns for Dolce & Gabbana and Prada and caught the eye of Steven Meisel, who photographed her for two covers of Italian Vogue and for whom she is a "muse."
On the runway, she is commonly seen at shows including Chanel, Gucci, Christian Lacroix, Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi, Marc Jacobs, Anna Sui, Christian Dior, Balenciaga, Dsquared, Blumarine, Etro, Ferragamo and Emilio Pucci.

Throughout her career Snejana Onopka has appeared in advertising campaigns for Dolce & Gabbana, Prada, Calvin Klein, Clé de Peau Beauté, Lanvin, Louis Vuitton, Yves Saint-Laurent, Gucci, and Shiseido.
by Onopkan21 November 27, 2011
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dry on top

When wanking da willy is better dry than wet. Dry is nice and clean. Wet is loud and disgusting
"Wow Elliot is so cool, he always does it dry!"
"yeah dry on top!"
by Limpano May 18, 2021
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bottom rail on top

When one formerly in a position of weakness or subservience gains power or dominance over his former oppressor. Originally referred to the idea of black slaves gaining power over their ex-owners in the wake of the US Civil War.
A freed black slave in the Union Army saw his ex-owner being led away in chains as a prisoner and said to him, "Hello massa, bottom rail on top this time."
by BGThree March 28, 2008
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