by lakaisk8r37 September 19, 2009

Closely related to the "one hitter quitter" The one hitter splitter is defined as "splitting opens on face with a hideous gash with one blow of the fist"
I used to think that I had the one hitter quitter, but it turns out I've got the one hitter splitter.
by Tim Morgan September 18, 2006

by Angela May 13, 2005

"Larissa pulled a one hitter quitter on Faualii when she farted in front of him the first time, she literally blew him away"
by Lord Salty Balls August 31, 2015
