blow job on the rocks

The act of administering fellatio with an ice cube in one's mouth.

Sally gave me an awesome blow job on the rocks.

by sala January 17, 2003

blow job on the rocks

when one's marriage is in peril and the wife performs oral sex on her spouse to rectify the situation.

we had a big argument last night,then she gave me ablow job on the rocks.

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

you get that on the big jobs

A nicer way of saying "Shit happens".

random1: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.

random2: you get that on the big jobs

by Random3 December 23, 2009

You’ll have that on the big jobs.

A nicer way of saying " Crap happens.”

Wife: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.

Husband: You’ll have that on the big jobs.

by Justapotato765 November 18, 2017