Put on airs

Putting on Air Jordan Shoes in an attempt to become cool.

"All you sucker DJ's who think you're fly
There's got to be a reason and we know the reason why
You try to Put on airs and act real cool
But ya got to realize that you're acting like fools" ~ Cameo

by DangerKick July 31, 2012

Simba on airplanes

Lion on a break with red but cheeks

I used my simba on airplanes to bite you

by DannyGayBoy July 9, 2018

put on airs

when you're eating someone out and you cough in their pussy

"dude i was with that girl when i was sick and i accidentally made her put on airs

by i h8 ur mom April 19, 2024

On the airhead

A stupid person (see airhead) on the air or any form of brodcasting that has no clue / idea what they are saying; their mouths leak of idiocracy .

That news reporter who did a report on gun safety sure was an on the airhead..

by Vagooda August 28, 2011

Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier

The act of taking a dump and believing you are done, yet mid-wipe, you realize there is one final wave. The tissue used from the first round, now floating in the middle of the bowl, resembles an aircraft carrier for which to land the straggling turd. The fresh excrement sits safely outside of the water, due to the buoyancy of the toilet paper.

I just done Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier. (Just took a crap on the toilet paper used from my first go-round of wiping.)

by ManfredManley October 3, 2013

Champaign on an Airplane

When you're drunk and high at the same time.

"Bobby was totally wrecked last night; he was feelin' like champaign on an airplane."

by City Slicka March 25, 2013

Creases on my airforces

If you have someone that annoys u and you have airforces you can use it

Instead of saying ‘Jeff annoys me’ you can use ‘ Jeff are the creases on my airforces’

by Emzsayings May 10, 2021