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OMS means "on my shit", you can fill in the blank between "on my" and "shit" and say "omss" "on my same shit" or "OMCS" "on my classy shit" or whatever.
Dude 1- what's been going on wit chuck lately?
Dude 2- nothing much just been "OMS", you know... chillin...
OMS by KJOMATIC September 22, 2018

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O, My Self
This one for the atheists. .They believe in themselves instead of a god, so, this one is instead of O, My God.
OMS by Skizmo April 11, 2007

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OMS this day is amazing!!!

OMS you are beautiful!!

OMS Melissa is phenomenal!!

OMS!!!
OMS by Sunshine Lover!!! April 29, 2009

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OMS- simply means Oh May Sterling.

Your welcome!
Example: I’m so hungry. OMS!
OMS by May you be blessed November 4, 2018

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OMS is an acronym for “old man syndrome”. If you can’t remember what you ate in the last few hours or even in the last few minutes then you suffer from OMS. Some signs of OMS are:

1) Accidental pooping
2) Accidental pooping on someone else
3) Random yelling
4) Saying “what” all of the time when someone asks a question
5) Wearing a cell phone belt clip
6) Thinking that a coin purse is a useful item to carry around.

7) Hating everything, literally peeing hatereade.

8) Forgetting everything
9) I forget what I am typing about…..
bob pissed himself again, I think we need to put him to pasture before his OMS gets the better of him.
OMS by _psyco March 13, 2011

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OMS- simply means Oh May Sterling.

Your welcome!
I’m so hungry. OMS!
OMS by May you be blessed November 4, 2018
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