officer sissy

"officer sissy" is the real meaning of "officer safety".
It is well known that police are always afraid so they came up with a scam called officer safety aka officer sissy.

a man in a wheelchair slowly rolled within 25 feet of the afraid cop so the cop had to use deadly force to stop the threat of feeling afraid in the name of officer sissy aka officer safety.

by Dr. Whaaa August 17, 2025

Police Officer Saving Cigarrettes For A Special Occasion

Police Officer Saving Cigarrettes For A Special Occasion

Police Officer Saving Cigarrettes For A Special Occasion

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

LJ's Office

A phrase that is commonly used in a blue collar office setting that refers to the restroom. More specifically one of the stalls, i.e. not a urinal.

Me: Hey man, what's up with that look on your face?
Miller: Dude, I feel a huge, nasty shit coming on. Get out of my way, I think I am going to pay a visit to LJ's Office.
Me: Looks like you might be in there for a while?
Miller: Yeah, I'm taking the newspaper and some chips.

by The Amazing White Casper February 5, 2012

Holmstrom's Office

A phrase in hockey refrencing the area in front of the net. Due to Thomas Holmstrom's habbit of camping in front of the net.

Commentators: And he'll go to Holmstrom's Office. (as the Red Wings enter the offensive zone.)

by Nault Meade December 31, 2009

Dentist's Office Fear Syndrome

The fear that always creeps into your mind while sitting in the lobby of the dentist's office, even though you know it's just the dentist and you're being stupid and panicking about nothing. Many people try to calm this syndrome by reading one of the magazines or books in the lobby, but usually this just makes things worse.

(In the Dentist's Office)
Bob: (reaches for lobby magazine and starts reading)
Tracy: Gosh Bob, I've never seen someone look so nervous reading a magazine before! What's wrong?
Bob: Uhhhh it's nothing, really.
Tracy: Bob, don't tell me you still have Dentist's Office Fear Syndrome!! I thought you were over that years ago!!
Bob: Ahhh stop it!! I can't control it!!(Breaks out in hysterical crying)

by Dr. Philbern June 29, 2011

to do one's office

do your work, your place in life, your assigned, perhaps steriotypical, job.

the scarlet letter had not done its office (to do one's office)

by koobz21 February 2, 2010