October 25th

National slap your dick on a pumpkin day! Arent you glad you had some *October 25th in you*. Only the truly, the best are worthy to slap your dick on a pumpkin before mister spookler comes in and eats your soul on the 31st. Why wait? National slap your dick on a pumpkin 25th

Johnny- Hey do you know what day it is?
Timmy- What
Johnny- The day you slap your cock on a pumpkin
Timmy- Oh boy that was life changing I wish to celebrate the birth of the Fuhrer thats called October 25th or stone your dick on a pumpkin day!

by Iredditall October 26, 2019

October 25th

October 25th is the day the 172893458754th instalment of the call of duty series is released.

The date is October 25th,Welp time to play the new cod, AGAIN

by BeastlyHawk October 25, 2019

October 25th

National give your girlfriend a hicky day

This is being defined as Your boyfriend gets to give you a hicky in October 25th

by Mom69 October 25, 2019

October 25th

National fuck your best friend day!

Wanna have sex?
No
It’s October 25th
BET LETS DO IT

by Owen11111-11 October 22, 2019

October 25th

Its October 25th lads you know what that means...

give your girlfriend that hoodie you just got that she really really reallllyyy wants but your just being a big meanie and not giving it to her but now you have too!

Lad 1: Oi fagot its October 25th, hand over that hoodie to your bitch
Lad 2: okie...
Las 1: YAY!
*She wasn't seen without the hoodie for mouths months until they had to surgical remove it*

by Jskisvenekhwkwvwksbwvjavshs October 24, 2019

October 25th

October 25th is naked and sex day with your cousin or girlfriend

"Hey its October 25th lets get naked and have sex day lets have sex and get naked" "ok i will have sex with you "

by Rory wards October 24, 2019

October 25th

October 25th is National Soulmate Day! If you don’t have a soulmate you can find one, it’s the perfect day for it. Celebrate that person you consider to be you Soulmate

I know you don’t think you have a Soulmate but today you can find one while I celebrate with mine,because it’s October 25th

by Melba Moses Wolfenstein October 20, 2019