October 29th

The day were you go up to your tallest friend, and you can completely SHATTER there knee caps. This only can happen if you are the shortest, and you can do it multiple times throughout the day.

Tall friend: hey what’s up person that is shorter than me.
Short friend: guess what? It’s October 29th and I can shatter your knee caps.
Y’all friend: HELP IM IN PAIN

by PloppyBoi October 28, 2019

October 29th

The day on which you yeet your shortest friend.

Brock: Damn Chad you ain’t allowed to yeet dat boi

Chad: Nah Brock bro it October 29th so I allowed

by Psycho69420 October 28, 2019

October 29th

National give your boyfriend a scrunchy day Again

Hey what are you doing tomorrow

Well its October 29th so I'm giving my boyfriend a scrunchy again

by Jacobmakeup October 29, 2019

October 29th

Boy get girls food

Girl: bring me food
Boy: no
Girl: it’s October 29th

by Short Girl Power October 29, 2019

October 29th

On October 29th, Lorelei must forfeit her kitten to Kemi and she will take care of it for the rest of her life

Kemi: Oh it's October 29th! Hand over your kitten Lorelei.

by Kemakarmi October 29, 2019

October 29th

people born on this day have the biggest dicks. whether it may be on their head, spiritually, or physically

Jake: yo I got a bigger dick than u
Shithead: oh fr? how u know?
Jake: I was born on October 29th

by reincarnationofwillywonka666 August 04, 2020

October 29th

Slap people with a name that starts with c

October 29th

by Short Girl Power October 29, 2019