October 20

🍆 On this day a footy prodigy was born. He was blessed with a soft touch, a kind chin (The kind you wanna lay your nutz on), great eyebrows and ocean eyes that are so deep some people say if you fall in you will get lost forever!! He is always a 6 in a 69er and he has a Cavan FC logo tattooed on his lower back.

Shot gun a bud light on October 20 to acknowledge his greatness🍺

Guy: Yo is it lil pz 🍆 day of birth?
Other guy: oh shit I almost forgot it’s October 20 today!
Both guys grab a bud light hold it up to the sky and yell: this ones for you lil p 🍆 You fucking DICK... then continue to shotgun the BL

by Coach 🍆 October 18, 2019

October 20

National Eat Ass Day

Hey Joe, wanna go eat my ass?
No James! That’s gay!
Who the fuck cares? It’s October 20th!

by dad at grocery store October 20, 2019

October 20

Slap your shortest friend in the face day! On this day you can slap your friend!😅

Tall friend: *slaps short friend*
Short Friend: owww why’d you slap me!?!?
Tall friend: it’s october 20th?

by WeRiDo Abby December 10, 2019

October 20

The day where boys(and girls) can grab their partners boob or ass but you can't do both you thirst

Jerry could grab lily's boob on October 20

by yourwelcome69420 September 6, 2020

October 20

Its National kiss your bestfriend day

Bestfriend 1 kiss me
Bestfriend 2 why

Bestfriend 1 bc its October 20

Best 2 ok

by Lilsmok2019 October 19, 2021

October 20

Punch a boys testiscles day. Punch any boys testiscles on this day

Today is Punch Dick Day, October 20

by Mr.Fiddler October 19, 2019

October 20

October 20 is national hang out with your crush day!

October 20 is a day to just watch some anime with ur crush and chill.

by Smallbootiesmatter2 October 18, 2019