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October 20

National skip school/ work day. On this day you can skip whatever you like and not get in trouble for it
Person 1: Hey tomorrow is October 20th you know what that means...

Person 2: yep, I’ll be sleeping all day cause I’m skipping everything
October 20 by Mark litbro October 16, 2019

October 20

October 20th is National cat day so make sure to spend time with every cat
October 20 by catguy35236426 October 19, 2019

October 20

🍆 On this day a footy prodigy was born. He was blessed with a soft touch, a kind chin (The kind you wanna lay your nutz on), great eyebrows and ocean eyes that are so deep some people say if you fall in you will get lost forever!! He is always a 6 in a 69er and he has a Cavan FC logo tattooed on his lower back.

Shot gun a bud light on October 20 to acknowledge his greatness🍺
Guy: Yo is it lil pz 🍆 day of birth?
Other guy: oh shit I almost forgot it’s October 20 today!
Both guys grab a bud light hold it up to the sky and yell: this ones for you lil p 🍆 You fucking DICK... then continue to shotgun the BL
October 20 by Coach 🍆 October 18, 2019

october 20

National have sex day (you get to have sex til ur penis can't take no more)
october 20 by capspam October 19, 2019

October 20

Hey Joe, wanna go eat my ass?
No James! That’s gay!
Who the fuck cares? It’s October 20th!
October 20 by dad at grocery store October 20, 2019

october 20

the one day where u can roast any girl named Cami or Camille. no questions asked. just roast the shit out of her.
girl 1: yo is it october 20?
girl 2: hell yea time to go roast cami lmao
october 20 by kimkardashianismymom October 19, 2019