you only think I'm kidding

Also, "you only think I'm joking."

Phrase used after you say something that sounds unrealistic or exaggerated but is completely true.

Guy: I got six tickets in one afternoon.
Friend: haha (thinks he's exaggerating)
Guy: yeah, you only think I'm kidding.
friend: ...

by freakoftheweek September 16, 2009

The Only Things You Will Ever Need To Say To Your Teachers

If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.

- No.

- Yes.

- I dunno.

- Can I go to the bathroom?

Use it in the right context and you're saved!

"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"

"Yes."

"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"

"I dunno."

"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"

"No."

"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."

"Can I go to the bathroom?"

by Tinkerbelll May 21, 2004

If you only knew what was underneath

A saying of the porn scene movement about women clothes meaning if you knew all the hot bodies,big tits and prime pussies that pass by you every day you would go crazy wanting some.

Look at all those women. If you only knew what was underneath.

by The Fury 13 November 01, 2010

<.7.9.7.6.>The Only Thing You All Individuals Are doing Are annoying THe Oucome Of Any Situation, what the fuck?! I Am Being Driven Insane<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Only Thing You All Individuals Are doing Are annoying THe Oucome Of Any Situation, what the fuck?! I Am Being Driven Insane<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>The Only Thing You All Individuals Are doing Are annoying THe Oucome Of Any Situation, what the fuck?! I Am Being Driven Insane<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 01, 2025

do you think im only fans to you

somthing retarded luzu said

spoopy: who want to see my cock
luzu: do you think im only fans to you

by jurkin2fortniteskins June 16, 2025

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 06, 2025

go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you

a diamond made from iodine-126, netherite and xenon-131. often mistaken as telling someone to go away.

bro: I found something. Bro2: what? bro: go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you

by Tom TNT May 12, 2025