Objective truth

Definition: depends on what political or moral agenda you subscribe to

CNN: Conservatives are bad!

Fox News: Libtards are a threat to merica it’s objective truth!

Me: You guys are both puppets for the rich and don’t really care about your followers. You are both retarded and I’m a better person

Source: Trust me

L+ratio+kys

by Cockblastof09 April 13, 2022

objective morality

The disbelief that right and wrong are pure and consistent concepts given to us by God or Yahweh which can't be challenged, redefined or argued against. In other words, our world is one with no moral grays. Everybody is either a wholesome follower, or a sinful deviant.

"God gave us objective morality, meaning I don't need to take responsibility for my misogyny and homophobic tendencies."

"Well golly gee willickers, thank goodness we don't have to think about the consequences for our actions!"

"Yup. I knew there had to be a reason society had come to disincentive theft, murder and rape."

"Actually Bobby, rape's a go according to the Bible."

"On the contrary Mary-Ann, rape is portrayed negatively in our media which retroactively changes the morals of our Bible to conform with modern sensibilities."

"That doesn't sound very objective, Bobby."

"Shut the fuck up Mary."

by Ravio October 4, 2016

objective.jesussave.us

a horrible propaganda site run by xtian freaks with a highly poserish band called "Zounds". don't forget the 4Kidz section with lambuel and his xtian pals.

hi kids! today's super-hip tip for cool kids is reading the bible and objective.jesussave.us!

by techfury90 January 10, 2005

Objective discontent

(n) A list of reason(s) for dissatisfaction that does not rely on emotional arguements or personal beliefs. Expressing objective discontent within a business setting establishes a clearly documented non-emotional concern, and (typically) directly points at a recommendation for addressing the concern.

Opposite of Subjective discontent

Jim presented 7 examples that hightlighted his Objective discontent with the team's performance including not scheduling meetings in advance & not providing summarized meeting minutes.

by EMB1 August 12, 2011

Objective Whore

This person will put all of their effort and will do everything in their power into completing the objective in as little time as possible. This person usually does not help their team or get kills and steals points off of other players

I was having a fun time until the Objective Whore came around.
That guy was such an Objective Whore he kept dying.

by kk5dire April 4, 2021

Objective Truth Bias

A variation of truth bias where one assumes that their truth is not just true but objectively true—true independent of any perspective, any context, any observer. Objective Truth Bias is the belief that one has access to the view from nowhere, the God's-eye perspective, the way things really are. It's the bias of those who think they're not biased, who think their judgments are pure reflections of reality. Objective Truth Bias is the favorite bias of scientists who forget they're human, of philosophers who think they've escaped history, of everyone who has ever said "just the facts" as if facts weren't interpreted.

Example: "He presented his analysis as 'just the objective truth.' Objective Truth Bias meant he never had to examine his assumptions, his context, his perspective. His truth wasn't a truth; it was the truth. When she pointed out that other reasonable people saw things differently, he dismissed them as biased. The irony was invisible to him, which is how it worked."

by Abzugal February 21, 2026

Objective Factuality Bias

The bias where one assumes that their facts are not just factual but objectively factual—true from any perspective, in any context, for any observer. Objective Factuality Bias is factuality bias combined with objectivity bias: the belief that one's facts are not just selected and framed but are simply the way things are. It's the bias of those who think their news source is "just the news," their data is "just the data," their evidence is "just the evidence"—while everyone else's is biased. Objective Factuality Bias is the favorite bias of pundits, of propagandists, of everyone who has ever presented a partisan view as simple reality.

Example: "His news source was 'objective'; everyone else's was 'biased.' Objective Factuality Bias meant he never had to question his own sources, his own framing, his own selections. His facts were just facts; others' facts were propaganda. The double standard was invisible to him, which is how it maintained his certainty."

by Abzugal February 21, 2026