Beto O'Rourke

The hottest politician since John F. Kennedy... this guy can get it. He ran for the Texas Senate seat against Ted Cruz and even though he lost, he won the hearts of millions of thirsty Texans and millennial voters. He loves Whataburger, skateboards like a champ, and casually says "fuck" on live television. He used to be in a punk rock band named Foss, which is cool as hell. He's trying to bridge the divide between the Republicans and Democrats, and a lot of Americans want him to run for President in 2020.

Texan 1: I'm not going to vote in the midterm election. I just don't have an opinion.
Texan 2: What?? At least vote for Beto O'Rourke. His band's album, "El Paso Pussycats", is awesome.

by benshapiroisgod November 12, 2018

Doireann O' Rourke

Extremely intellegent friend of Ebony Angel. Most likely to someday build a super-computer and either save or destroy the world.

"Muh ha ha! My super-computer will kill you all!"

by Ebony Angel December 1, 2003

Rían O’Rourke

A sexy beast who gets all the moths and has a massive cock

Silvia ‘Rían O’Rourke is so fit’
Jen ‘ Yes he is’

by Facts 11 April 7, 2022

Hayden O'Rourke

Hayden O'Rourke I'd one of the funniest and charming boys in the world and hid ginger hair shines a beacon of hope over all. He is always defending his fellow wingmen Caleb McCarron-Row and Jude Flynn

How Hayden O'Rourke is so funny

by Helloitsme) March 15, 2022

James O'Rourke

The literally biggest gay in the history of biggays. A stinky dumb so big dumb it defies all logic and human understanding.

James O'Rourke is very biggay and also stinky dumb

by JesusPieCrust December 29, 2023

O'Rourked

To be ridiculously drunk to the point of no return with the occasional bout of severe memory loss.
Self control and dignity will be a distant memory and the whole night will be an emotional rollercoaster.
Other symptoms: extreme dancing, kicking off shoes to join in a fight, temporarily working in a kebab van, dressing up as their mother.

"Did you see Maurice last night, he was completely O'Rourked!"

by Lhizzle12 September 7, 2013

NED O'rouke

a spastic child, who has no standards and fingers fat fugly girls, he also thinks he is a really kool kid and urbexes in constructions sites. Do not be friends with a Ned O'rouke.

Man! your such a NED o'rouke

by biggest yeet around August 26, 2017