Nutty white

An anal sex move where the woman shits on the penis at the same time as ejaculating.

I just broke up with my girlfriend. The dirty bitch gave me a nutty white.

by Tom ot November 19, 2021

nutty bratwurst

An exceptionally massive and nutty turd. This type of jobbie has been known to crack lavatory bowls and is a subspecies of the Guatemalan depth charge.

Oh man I just let a nutty bratwurst go. If you hear a noise in the night it'll be my sphincter snapping back into place.

by Gruzzo July 17, 2006

Nutty Gutty

The creature created by the Japanese Empire to limit population control of China during WW2. After the defeat of Japan Nutty Gutty was let loose and now lives in America cutting off people's balls and hiding in their vents to stay away from the CIA.

CIA Agent 1: Did you find Nutty Gutty?
Agent 2: No Nutty Gutty must be in the vents

by Big Oz PMP March 3, 2019

nutgraf

In writing, especially journalism, the paragraph or sentence that provides an overview for what the story is about.

"President Lincoln has been shot." would be to one-sentence nutgraf for a story about his assasination

by Brett R May 28, 2005

buck nutty

to act wild or crazy in a given situation, as only a buck nutty (noun) can.

"So, what'd you do last night?"
"Oh, I got buck nutty on that bitch again."
"Tight."

by Method007 March 28, 2003

nutty geezer

A right cool dude who is full of banter and makes you laugh all the time. If you live up to those standards, you may be.... A nutty geezer l!

A nutty geezer tends to be something with a dench name like Patrick, Lawrence or Kyle.

Did you see that dench lad called Kyle, he was a right nutty geezer,

by the nutty geezer March 12, 2015

nutty irish

an occurrence involving a ginger midget T bagging someone with his balls falling over the bridge of the nose, near each eye, while pooping into the poor fellow's mouth.

Hey Amanda, check out the Facebook album I just uploaded. It chronicles the evening that Ryan nutty irish-ed Wes!

by nutty irish herself June 28, 2008