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A roommate that kisses, sucks nipple...etc while another roommate is in the room. Associated with a "nurple surking" sound. Incredibly painful to witness and can often lead to depression, crying, random outrage, chronic masturbation. Suggested cures: Headphones, Nyquil, snoring loudly, chronic masturbation (while in room), rat poison, reciting the words "Shut the fugg up, I am still here and can hear you!".
Roommate 1, "Yea Mom, my room mate is a nurple surker, i'm going to drop out of college."
Roommate 1, "God damn nurple surkers kept me up all night."
Roommate 1, "God damn nurple surkers kept me up all night."
by Archie604 April 6, 2010
Get the Nurple Surker mug.The act of a roommate kissing/sucking nipple while the other roommate is in the room. Often associated with a slurping/sucking sound that is unbearable to the left out roommate. A terrible thing to witness.
Roommate 1, "Yea He was nurple surking all night, that's why my ears are bleeding."
Horacio from CSI: Miami, "Yea, we believe he proceeded to jump out of his window when the nurple surking started."
Horacio from CSI: Miami, "Yea, we believe he proceeded to jump out of his window when the nurple surking started."
by Archie604 April 6, 2010
Get the Nurple surking mug.Jennifer walked up to me, stopped and put a clothes peg on my nipple and twisted it and then ran off.
The next day I got a "Pruple Nurple" from that.
The next day I got a "Pruple Nurple" from that.
by $hIti0T June 16, 2014
Get the Pruple Nurple mug.This term refers to the sharp pinching of someone's nipple and twisting violently. This can cause an insane amount of pain especially to girls and guys with pierced nips ;) also referred to as a Nip-Twister
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