by UltimateDoge June 16, 2023
too cheesy 🧀
by DiegoFromDesperateHousewives November 08, 2019
A Dirty Nuno is being the s/o of a Dirty Ben. Your Gay partner screams in your ass while furiously milking your penis.
by DefinetlyNotJuanDaHorse June 22, 2021
by hungryman the goat February 25, 2022
He is a handsome and very intelligent guy. His sense of humor is amazing and he is like a magnet to your heart.
His eyes are unforgettable as his dick. The sex with him is just AMAZING.
His eyes are unforgettable as his dick. The sex with him is just AMAZING.
Ricardo Nuno knows best
by Pseudonimoanonimo November 21, 2021
Soccer World Cup nobody.
Mentioned in every game, but no-one knows what he looks like or which club he plays for.
Appeared in every World Cup since 1974 for twelve different countries, changing his first name to 'Dido', Luma' or some other nondescript to match whichever country he's turned up for. Will replace the 's' in his surname for a 'z' if playing for a South American country.
Alveres is mentioned by TV commentators in nearly every World Cup game, but is highly skilled in not doing anything outstanding, bar a few neat passes and the odd header, as to not reveal he's playing in so many teams.
Mentioned in every game, but no-one knows what he looks like or which club he plays for.
Appeared in every World Cup since 1974 for twelve different countries, changing his first name to 'Dido', Luma' or some other nondescript to match whichever country he's turned up for. Will replace the 's' in his surname for a 'z' if playing for a South American country.
Alveres is mentioned by TV commentators in nearly every World Cup game, but is highly skilled in not doing anything outstanding, bar a few neat passes and the odd header, as to not reveal he's playing in so many teams.
"Cross intercepted by Didier Alvères of France, and it goes harmlessly out for a throw".
"Straightforward tackle by Nuno Alveres, the El Salvadour.....erm....player".
"Straightforward tackle by Nuno Alveres, the El Salvadour.....erm....player".
by Homsap December 06, 2022
Pretty sure he's a Nuno Valente
by MBold July 30, 2021