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Nova Scotia Unibrow 

To drag ones rectum, also known as butthole, across another persons forehead, leaving a brown streak, slightly resembling a unibrow.
Douglas left such a huge Nova Scotia Unibrow last night on me, I looked like a Russian powerlifter

Nova Scotia Curse 

This is when a guy from Western Canada dates a girl from anywhere, but said girl travels to Nova Scotia for a minimum of 2 weeks (no matter the excuse), and within the week of her return, she dumps him. Hence the guy has just become a victim of the Nova Scotia Curse.

NSC....screwing western canadians since 2008
Guy 1 - Hey, im dating this hot broad but im pissed she is gone for a month to Nova Scotia

Guy 2 - Man you're gonna get fucked by the curse

Guy 1 - No, thats just an urban legend....

(1 month, 4 days later)

Guy 1 - ....damn Nova Scotia Curse
Nova Scotia Curse by Shellemon August 1, 2010

Nova Scotia Icepop 

Jam rag dunked in Vodka, frozen and sucked dry. Can also be defrosted via a front bottom for a Nova Scotia cold water fountain. True deviant connoisseurs may prefer to wait until a lady-friend has the painters in in order to savour the Nova Scotia Bloody Mary.
Max: Wow, it's hot, eh? Anyone for a Nova Scotia Icepop?
Paul: Ooh, nice one that's just the job.
Rob: The way your Mrs is acting I presume she has the painters in. I'll go for a Nova Scotia Bloody Mary. Cheers!

Nova Scotia Handshake

A Nova Scotia handshake is the act of flatulating onto a seat or cushion before relinquishing the seat to another person. The purpose of a Nova Scotia handshake is to leave a more lasting impression in the mind of the recipient than a traditional handshake.
Derek: "Here Asher, take my seat."
Asher: "Gee thanks, Derek. Wow, this seat feels pretty warm!"
Derek: "That's just a Nova Scotia handshake for you!"

Nova Scotia salad 

A salad made with Romaine lettuce leaves that has been fermented, deep inside the anal cavity, for several weeks. Will have the nice smell and texture of fresh salmon. Made famous by, The Canadian Young Pope.
Good day you Hoser, you want to try some of my Nova Scotia salad?
Take off! The last Scotian salad I had gave me Hep A!
Nova Scotia salad by Anal OPA April 23, 2018

Nova Scotia 9 

When there's nothing else better in canada and america, you get with the best looking woman in Nova Scotia. But in reality, they're an american 5
That one girl that Jester's dating is a Nova Scotia 9
Nova Scotia 9 by Niod June 30, 2022