Not worth a shite

Irish saying. Describes something which is completely useless and valueless. Alternatively, can be used to describe a completely incompetent person. To Irish people, this phrase is used to refer to something which is below even the value of feces. In other words, the worst level of uselessness something can possibly reach.

My lawnmower isn't worth a shite!

Tom: Jesus Christ, how are we after losing 8-0 again?
Joe: Face it Tom, Paddy's not worth a shite in goal. He's as likely to save anything as he is giving up the drink.

by Jotinmick April 18, 2018

not worth a second glance

Homely or ordinary looking person someone else wouldn't look at twice. Something which is of little value or consequence.

Bill looks like a frog and he's not worth a second glance. Sarah is the quiet "plain Jane" at school and she's not worth a second glance. The statistics report is all screwed up and it's not worth a second glance.

by louisegue November 9, 2013

NWAFT (Not Worth A F*ck Today)

Acronym used on social network sites, text, or emails to describe how you feel after a busy weekend, party, or being sick.

ED: How you feeling after the party?
Larry: Bro..im NWAFT (not worth a f*ck today)

I've been sick all weekend, so I know I'm NWAFT

by FC68 November 22, 2011

Not worth two squirts of yabbies piss

Something that is not worth a great deal

This is Australian slang

Shane Watson's" not worth two squirts of yabbies piss "

by Shitbender December 4, 2013

Not Worth The Skin On Your Back

A piece of shit. Pond Scum. Gutter Garbage. A person who is not worth your time of day. Have you ever heard someone promise something on their skin. It's the ultimate commitment to a promise. Someone who isn't worth the skin on their back is someone who constantly never follows through with anything, and is 100 percent untrustworthy.

Yet again you disappointment me and don't do what you say you are going to do. You are not worth the skin on your back. I'm done.

by The Ladybug Whispers ... May 28, 2016

if it's not worth it don't do it

if it's not worth it don't do it

Skeppy: if it's not worth it don't do it
BBH: SKEPPY STOP SAYING THAT

SKEPPY: if it's not worth it don't do it
BBH: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

by Bruno807 May 20, 2020

not worth a good fart in a high wind

Not worth a good fart in a high wind: Worthless; no good; pitiful.

That last football play was not worth a good fart in a high wind!

by dmillswvu82 September 5, 2021