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noodle salad 

When a bunch of guys put their flaccid dicks in a girl's mouth
Sarah: Jenny, how was your noodle salad last night?

Jenny: Soft and meaty

noodle salad 

When a bunch of dudes put their flaccid dicks in someone's mouth.
Person 1: Hey me and some other guys were thinking about making a noodle salad later want in?

Person 2: OH MY GOD! yes!
noodle salad by Mc Doofernoodle October 9, 2016

noodle salad 

A noodle salad is when a group consisting of four or more males put their flacid penises in a girls mouth.
Hey guys, Jen's coming over for a noodle salad.
noodle salad by Silentexpletive October 4, 2016

Noodle Salad 

When a group of guys put plastic dildos in a girls mouth.
The boys and me noodle salad this girl last night!
Noodle Salad by Karen Schnipples September 4, 2016

Russian Noodle Salad 

Eating the mixture of pubic hairs and dried semen from your sexual partner's under-carriage.
"Oh God, eat my Russian Noodle Salad before I blow my steaming load all over your sheep!"
Russian Noodle Salad by Pip April 28, 2003