one hand ass

" one hand ass" is a term used to gauge the size of a women's ass that is ripe for fucking. to create your own gauge take your right hand then make a fist then spread your thumb and little finger as far apart as possible. What ever women's ass width falls close to the gauge is worth being sexy with. The women are then known as "one handers"

How to use in conversation
1) Russ " I fucked this women last night" , Phil " was she a one-hander ?" , Russ " No, I knew I shouldn't of fucked her fat ass"

2) Russ " look at her ass she's got a one-hander", Phil " Fuck me your right, lets stalk her"
3) Phil " I've got a new girlfriend with a one hand ass", Russ " expose yourself, force your intentions upon her and impregnate her "

by llessur71 March 28, 2016

dick ass one

1.a word typically said by elementary students and middle schoolers who think that it is cool to cuss and make up their own words that they have learned and gathered into their own saying for their amusement.

2. A creative way to call some the world renowned asshole.

bobby you are a dick ass one.

amy my mom wouldn't let me watch cartoons yesterday, its okay she aint nothing but a dick ass one.

by meek the freak January 17, 2009

Good Ass Ones

The ones which are better than the shitty ones.

hey I don’t want those shitty ones I want the good ass ones from the back

by Barndooropen October 1, 2023

One in the ass is worth two in the puss

An old adage meaning it is better to have sex with one ass, rather than with two vaginas.

Bob: I think Becky might let me go Greek on her this Friday, but I was supposed to have a three way with these Guatemalans the same night.

Joe: Times like these my grandpappy used to tell me “One in the ass is worth two in the puss”.

by Yu Sho Me Dong September 18, 2023

one sided backwards ass fuck

a person who is one sided and is completely wrong

Ben is a one sided backwards ass fuck he has no idea what is even going on

by BOSS NIGGUH December 19, 2007

Scratching one's ass

To be not aware of what is going on around you; to be lazy and negligent to jobs and chores that need doing around you; to be stood or sat around doing nothing

The bus driver was sat there scratching his ass ass everyone was running late to work

(Scratching one's ass)

by Jack Spank9049 August 18, 2023

whipping one's ass

Verb
Meaning: killing an opponent(s)

I don't mind whipping one's ass anytime of the day

by Bloodyclown May 7, 2018