The act of ejaculating on a ho after some good sex. U must be skilled however, because the act of skeeting is handless and totally unexpected to the ho.
by Meatball April 18, 2005
Get the no hands facial mug.The act of pissing with both hands on your waist and continuing a conversation. The subject matter is almost always sports related and this act commonly occurs when several men go camping
by m4224r September 16, 2012
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For my Bar Mitzvah on my 13th birthday, I touched the hookers tit & had a no hands mystery batch before my Unkle Lenny could pay her.
by Mrs. Beverly Gibson July 19, 2016
Get the no hands mystery batch mug.While performing a blowjob, the person, without using their hands, uses their tongue to make waves on the lower (sensitive) side of the penis (s. dick), keeping the penis in their mouth for the entire time until the collected saliva, pre-cum loaded waves come out of their mouth.
Unlike many other blowjob types this type of blowjob is suitable for ANY size of dick, but preferably which would roughly fit in the mouth.
It is a highly skilled type of blowjob which requires a mastery on tongue muscles as well as gag reflex time. The wave movement also helps to direct the flow of pre-cum/ cum.
Unlike many other blowjob types this type of blowjob is suitable for ANY size of dick, but preferably which would roughly fit in the mouth.
It is a highly skilled type of blowjob which requires a mastery on tongue muscles as well as gag reflex time. The wave movement also helps to direct the flow of pre-cum/ cum.
Emily got cut on her hands while cutting vegetables yesterday, so she decided to treat me with the No hands wave blowjob. It was good change for my little dick.
Riya gave me the No hands wave blowjob yesterday, as she had freshly applied mehndi on her hands.
Riya gave me the No hands wave blowjob yesterday, as she had freshly applied mehndi on her hands.
by Pandu Pandey April 19, 2022
Get the No hands wave blowjob mug.Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try
by XxHeY_FrIeNdzXx September 8, 2016
Get the No hands mommy mug.A legendary meme, one of the few speculated to have been directly graced by the hands of creation itself. Many will attempt to use this phrase primarily in reference to the Biking maneuver, in which an individual will remove both of their hands from the handle bars and proceed to (impressively) pilot their vehicle. Like most memes, the true power of this phrase lies in the awareness/intellect of the person observing it - and the intent of the user. To truly begin to understand such a powerful, seemingly subjective string of words, one must understand the implications of the phrase.
... Basically, it takes a certain level of intelligence and creativity to find humor/joy in such meaningless words. A certain child-like purity, I suppose. There's something... incredible, about taking control of a systems design, a system designed for organization/ease of use, intentionally misusing it, and acquiring a purely aesthetic result. Words alone can't describe it, and unfortunately this post could never do it justice. All I can do is try to point you, the viewer, in the right direction (or lack thereof). Just like the rest of existence, we TRY to make sense of it, but inevitably... who knows?
... Basically, it takes a certain level of intelligence and creativity to find humor/joy in such meaningless words. A certain child-like purity, I suppose. There's something... incredible, about taking control of a systems design, a system designed for organization/ease of use, intentionally misusing it, and acquiring a purely aesthetic result. Words alone can't describe it, and unfortunately this post could never do it justice. All I can do is try to point you, the viewer, in the right direction (or lack thereof). Just like the rest of existence, we TRY to make sense of it, but inevitably... who knows?
"Look ma, no hands!" - Every kid ages 4-11 years old who just learned about stabilization on a bicycle
"Look mum, no Hans!" - British soldiers, really wildin on German infantry in the World Wars
"Look mom, no legs!" - Lt. Dan, Forrest Gump
"Look mom, no hands!" - You, realizing that all of existence is a joke and actually using your telekinetic powers
"I'm all head and shoulders, 'cause I've got no body!" - Me, after popping wheelies off the wall with no hands, in a jet.
Yep.
A frickin' jet.
... Wanna see some tricks?
"Look mum, no Hans!" - British soldiers, really wildin on German infantry in the World Wars
"Look mom, no legs!" - Lt. Dan, Forrest Gump
"Look mom, no hands!" - You, realizing that all of existence is a joke and actually using your telekinetic powers
"I'm all head and shoulders, 'cause I've got no body!" - Me, after popping wheelies off the wall with no hands, in a jet.
Yep.
A frickin' jet.
... Wanna see some tricks?
by WheelieRetarded August 17, 2019
Get the Look ma, no hands! mug.Patty cake with no hands refers to the act of shaking ones ass in such a way that the cheeks slap against each other creating a smacking sound.
"Patty cake, patty cake with no hands. Got me in this club making wedding plans."
"That was really stupid and lacking in taste Jason."
"That was really stupid and lacking in taste Jason."
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