Caker

The wee ones version of a kegger, with cake subbed for keg.

Man, Sammy had a totally bitchin' caker last weekend for his birthday. I think our entire third grade class was there.

by Jibba22 August 17, 2008

caker

A person who tends to smoke enough to classify it a job. An embarrassing title that someone should not be proud to call themselves. An obsession of smoking to the point where you can't quit. Something that someone shouldn't be happy with doing.

This caker talked about cake so much, it started to become less funny and more embarrassing that they were proud to be known as a caker.

by pumpkin987654321 January 30, 2012

Caker

Means a person who is full of utter crap (shit) and talks nothing but cake.

YOu shuch a fricking caker, god!

by cakerchic January 20, 2009

caker

A slacker. One who slacks off when they are supposed to be doing stuff.

You cakers out there in Richland better listen up, man cause your tortilla's going to be flipped!

by JonathanChance June 23, 2004

Caker

A baker that only bakes cakes

That caker over at fozzys makes some nice cakes

by Blorpdorp September 24, 2016

Cakers

A super-cool nickname only super-cool people have.

Jim: "Hey man, what nickname are you putting on the back of your shirt?"
Jake: "Oh, I'm putting Cakers cuz I'm super cool!"

by Agunnnnnnn March 14, 2019

caker

A person obsessed with a woman, someone who writes or listens to soft love songs, someone infatuated with a female, a person who chooses hoes before bros, a soft guy, a sensitive fellow.

Look at Chris, that dude been caking all day.
What a caker, he be writing poems for that chick.

by Earl_Xrated May 31, 2017