nine inch nails

Nails that are nine inches in proportion.

Simon: "I need to build a house. How long should the nails be?"
Tamorania: "Nine inches. You need nine inch nails"

by Tre' Sowers February 20, 2007

Nine Inch Nails

Nine Inch Nails was a one-man-band fronted by Trent Reznor. With influences such as Ministry, he successfully debuted with his first full-length studio album "Pretty Hate Machine." Fed up with greedy record label bullshit, he made his own label, and released the highly successful Grammy-Award winning Broken EP. He then peaked with his follow-up, The Downward Spiral, getting huge hits such as Closer, March of the Pigs, and Hurt. This was followed by cocaine abuse and rehab for about 5 years, until he returned with an album some find okay, and some find brilliant "The Fragile." He then went on to release "With Teeth" "Year Zero" and his final album "The Slip." He has just recently found new commercial success as a movie soundtrack artist, mainly recognized for winning an Oscar with Atticus Ross for the (also award winning) film, the Social Network.

Black Guy: Whats your favorite Nine Inch Nails song?

Me: Just about anything from Broken to the Downward Spiral. He released some pretty good stuff afterward though.

by dicknugget October 25, 2011

Nine inch pie

An insult because nine inches of pie is such an odd number because nine inches of pie isn’t enough for abyone

You nine inch pie!

by Soupqueen13 May 27, 2018

Nine Inch Nails Concert

A hot and sweaty (preferably homoerotic) orgy

“I went to the nine inch nails concert last night. It was pretty wild”

by pappapapa December 2, 2022

Nine Inch Nixon

The term for a man of better than average quality in the crotchial region. Usually at least 9 inches.

You know, they call me nine inch nixon.

Why's that?

*Unzips pants*

*Gasp!*

by BigNinjaJoe December 15, 2011

Nine Inch Nut sack

a nut sack that is nine inches or someone who has recently lost a lot of weight and their excess skin resembles that of a nut sack

Joe: Wow have you seen Lisa lately?
Justin: Yeah i heard she lost a lot of weight.
Joe: Yup she looks pretty good except for the nine inch nut sacks hangin off her arms.

by Capt Baker February 26, 2010

Nine Inch Nails

Nine Inch Nails (often abbreviated as NIN) is a Industrial band that normie posers listen to.

Normie poser: yeah, I like industrial. Nine Inch Nails fuck yeah!!!

Actual industrial music fan: you know bands like Throbbing Gristle, Ministry, Whitehouse or even fucking Death Grips?

Normie poser: who?

by K-Dogg1 August 2, 2020