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nigga please 

showing that what ever the (black) person is asking,doing, trying to do, or saying is completely unresonable,retarded, messed up, or is just not going to happen upon your standards.

Should ONLY be used if you are black and if the person you are directing it to is also black.
Person 1:I'm gonna make more money than you.
Person 2:Nigga PLEASE!
nigga please by mirgine January 10, 2008

Nigga Please 

A phrase commonly used by black people to express disagreement, distaste or anger. Can also be used by white people, for irony or for a gangsta effect. The phrase originated in the ghettos of America among negros (or 'niggas' if you are black, or some sort of racist penis).
Negro version:
'That JC is a fuckin fool, I oughtta bust a cap in his ass'
'Nigga please!'

White Cracka verion:
'Jon, your mama sure has a fine ass'
'Nigga please! She's 41 and weighs 12 stone!"
Nigga Please by WooForSam October 8, 2007

nigga please 

Proper term used when one doesn't believe or is too dumb to take a joke.
Person 1: I think I broke my ankle from jumping off that curb </sarcasm>

Person 2: nigga please
nigga please by Advil April 9, 2004

nigga please 

Another way of saying "take it easy" or "ok, thats enough now".
person1: "Yo man you got the time?"
person2: "umm no"
person1: "But you gotta watch on your wrist"
person2: "it don't work"
person1: "why?"
person2 "Nigga Please!, stop bothering me! or ima bust yo ass!"
nigga please by titaniumx3 December 17, 2004

Nigga Please 

Something a white man would say at KFC if he wanted to get shot.
KFC worker: Hurry up, your holding up the line.
You: Nigga Please
KFC worker: (gasps)
Your brains: *SPLAT*
Nigga Please by qwerty。 April 22, 2018

Nigga please 

An exclamation of disdain or dismissal.
"Let me hold ten til Friday, yo."
"Nigga please"
Nigga please by Bobo68 November 17, 2020