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Chuck Niño

An ungodly El Niño with the force of a Chuck Norris round house kick leaving global weather patterns, coral reefs, and California in complete annihilation.
Dude 1: Yo, you hear about the Chuck Niño this year?
Dude 2: Yeah man, whatever dumbass California prayed for an El Niño this year is going to wish they had never been born.
Dude 1: Fucking bootsy.
by surfingmantis October 27, 2015
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Niño chiquito

A little Smurf who likes to suck ass at night
The niño chiquito ate Antonio yesterday
by Niño chiquito October 11, 2021
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Niño chiquito

A little Smurf who likes to suck ass on the sundays
The niño chiquito ate Antonios back part on Sunday
by Niño chiquito October 11, 2021
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niño gordo

person that naturally attracts unwanted events; someone that has bad luck because of his/her being "niño(a) gordo(a)"
-We ran out of gas!
-F*ck! It's your fault, you're a niño gordo!
by ufff May 9, 2009
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El niño del oxxo

The most powerful life form in all the universe, if he fuses with ESO TILIN he will get the final form and equal the power of MrGraso, don't talk bad about him if you don't want to have a bad time-
El niño del oxxo is the most powerful life form
by Tinta April 10, 2022
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e niño

Edgar: bro I meet this fine ass girl on discord

Juan: brush you're such a e-niño

E niño defined
by St. Bexty January 29, 2021
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Niño Rico

A guy who has a lot of money and spends it all to hookers
Wow, Niño Rico is such a rich guy. He talks a lot
by ZOMBEEEEEEEEEEEEE June 27, 2021
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