Chuck Niño

An ungodly El Niño with the force of a Chuck Norris round house kick leaving global weather patterns, coral reefs, and California in complete annihilation.

Dude 1: Yo, you hear about the Chuck Niño this year?
Dude 2: Yeah man, whatever dumbass California prayed for an El Niño this year is going to wish they had never been born.
Dude 1: Fucking bootsy.

by surfingmantis October 27, 2015

Niño chiquito

A little Smurf who likes to suck ass at night

The niño chiquito ate Antonio yesterday

by Niño chiquito October 11, 2021

Niño chiquito

A little Smurf who likes to suck ass on the sundays

The niño chiquito ate Antonios back part on Sunday

by Niño chiquito October 11, 2021

niño gordo

person that naturally attracts unwanted events; someone that has bad luck because of his/her being "niño(a) gordo(a)"

-We ran out of gas!
-F*ck! It's your fault, you're a niño gordo!

by ufff May 9, 2009

El niño del oxxo

The most powerful life form in all the universe, if he fuses with ESO TILIN he will get the final form and equal the power of MrGraso, don't talk bad about him if you don't want to have a bad time-

El niño del oxxo is the most powerful life form

by Tinta April 10, 2022

e niño

A Hispanic e boy

Edgar: bro I meet this fine ass girl on discord

Juan: brush you're such a e-niño

E niño defined

by St. Bexty January 29, 2021

Niño Rico

A guy who has a lot of money and spends it all to hookers

Wow, Niño Rico is such a rich guy. He talks a lot

by ZOMBEEEEEEEEEEEEE June 27, 2021