Madame large nez

A french expression representing the large size of someone's nose, regardless of the gender.

Holy shit, did you see that madame large nez over there?

Yeah, that's my mom...

by twigyboi February 4, 2019

Dutch Pince-Nez

When you attempt to give a girl a Dutch Blindfold, but your balls are too small, or her eyes are too wide set, and it ends up simply straddling the bridge of her nose instead.

I went for the Dutch Blindfold with (girl's name) last night, but her eyes are so wide set it ended up looking like spectacles, or Dutch Pince-Nez instead.

by Flemdia October 18, 2011

nez

word 'nez' means that the pearson who sent you this word want to have sexual intercourse on hood of Fiat Punto or in Fiat multipa.

'nez' Wow she must really want you to indulge into that

by Cignaliga13 October 9, 2022

Nez

a combination of the words nigga and lesbian

this guy Ashlen is such a smelly Nez

by nowlan1234 September 4, 2025

Titolo Nez

Titolo nez is and pair of female boobs.

She has nice Titolo nez.

by Robert749326 June 13, 2019

nez

nez is a word that describes your infinite love for someone. If you’re in nez, it means you’re so in love, that the word “love” isn’t enough. If your love for someone is indescribable, you’re probably in nez.

me: i’m so in nez with this boy right now.
also me: i’m nezzed by his beauty.

by nezzed girl February 15, 2022

pince-nez president poser

Refers to an assistance-related question --- either a request for a favor or an offer to provide help yourself --- regarding a slightly "cranky" subject dat da person whom you're approaching might otherwise feel annoyed/embarrassed to be queried about; you therefore "soften the blow" by humorously "packaging" your question as a knock-knock joke, and using da first name of dat geeky-lookin' Prez wif da round-rimmed spectacles as da name of da "visitor" in da joke.

Here are da two “classic” ways dat ya would smilingly employ da “pince-nez president poser” to hopefully lessen da distress dat your listener would likely feel to be asked said question:
To ask da person for his assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”

by QuacksO November 5, 2018