by Neymarzete.com August 12, 2020
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1. A decrepid caveman who clubs the fuck out of babies.
2. A teacher at RHS who is half myth,half legend. He screws in bolts with his bare hands and according to folk legend, threw a lawn mower across the room single handed. He also lifted a Jeep by himself onto a jack with one hand.
3. An ex NFL player, number 61. The biggest motherfucker to come out of Penn State without roids. He is the smallest of three brothers, at a mere 7'11" and 350 lbs.
4. Mr. Larson from Happy Gilmore. The guy with a nail in his head.
The guy probably can't jerk off cause he can't get his hand around his log.
1. A decrepid caveman who clubs the fuck out of babies.
2. A teacher at RHS who is half myth,half legend. He screws in bolts with his bare hands and according to folk legend, threw a lawn mower across the room single handed. He also lifted a Jeep by himself onto a jack with one hand.
3. An ex NFL player, number 61. The biggest motherfucker to come out of Penn State without roids. He is the smallest of three brothers, at a mere 7'11" and 350 lbs.
4. Mr. Larson from Happy Gilmore. The guy with a nail in his head.
The guy probably can't jerk off cause he can't get his hand around his log.
1. "Man, where's Ness?"
"He's in 'the cave' again."
"Ah shit, there goes my little brother!"
"Eh, he fried out your 360, fuck him."
"Oh yeah. Fuck him."
2. "I've never seen Mr. Nessel before."
"NEVER CALL HIM MR. NESSEL. EVER."
"I heard he threw a lawn mower across the room?"
"Yeah, that's what happens when you throw enough shit at him."
3. "Ness, did you ever kill anyone in the NFL?"
"*Groans like a retarded caveman."
"Silly Ness."
4. "I believe that jacket belongs to Mr. Gilmore, Ness"
"Ugh ugh ugh QUIT SCREWIN AROUND!"
"He's in 'the cave' again."
"Ah shit, there goes my little brother!"
"Eh, he fried out your 360, fuck him."
"Oh yeah. Fuck him."
2. "I've never seen Mr. Nessel before."
"NEVER CALL HIM MR. NESSEL. EVER."
"I heard he threw a lawn mower across the room?"
"Yeah, that's what happens when you throw enough shit at him."
3. "Ness, did you ever kill anyone in the NFL?"
"*Groans like a retarded caveman."
"Silly Ness."
4. "I believe that jacket belongs to Mr. Gilmore, Ness"
"Ugh ugh ugh QUIT SCREWIN AROUND!"
by Anchovie December 26, 2007
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Nessex • nessed • Nessenyul • neysexual • Netsex • Neisexual • Neosexual • neosexuality • Nesasexual • nessecant
An alternative to cybersex
by Draxamus June 4, 2003
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1. Things
2. Can be substituted for any noun.
1. Things
2. Can be substituted for any noun.
1. "What kind of nesses did you get?"
2. "I'm going to try ALL the nesses this weekend!"
(Usually used when the other person/people in the conversation know the context.)
2. "I'm going to try ALL the nesses this weekend!"
(Usually used when the other person/people in the conversation know the context.)
by Lillia Baker December 27, 2011
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Get the netsexual mug.FIRST there was the SNAG, then came the metrosexual, retrosexual and now - if marketers are to be believed - the neosexual.
Evolutionary changes in man used to take thousands of years, but now these transformations appear to be occurring from one decade to the next.
The "neosexual" has been identified as the latest male breed, having shrugged off the femininity of the metrosexual and returned to his more masculine, primitive roots.
The research, commissioned by a deodorant company, found 81 per cent of females wanted guys to be sensitive without losing masculinity.
The demographer and author of Man Drought, Bernard Salt, said men had to reinvent themselves for new generations, as women called the shots.
"Generation Y women in their 20s and early 30s feel generally empowered to make choices that perhaps previous generations may not have had," Mr Salt said.
"They want the manliness of a James Bond, the looks of Hugh Jackman, the humour of Jim Carrey and the youth of Zac Efron."
Evolutionary changes in man used to take thousands of years, but now these transformations appear to be occurring from one decade to the next.
The "neosexual" has been identified as the latest male breed, having shrugged off the femininity of the metrosexual and returned to his more masculine, primitive roots.
The research, commissioned by a deodorant company, found 81 per cent of females wanted guys to be sensitive without losing masculinity.
The demographer and author of Man Drought, Bernard Salt, said men had to reinvent themselves for new generations, as women called the shots.
"Generation Y women in their 20s and early 30s feel generally empowered to make choices that perhaps previous generations may not have had," Mr Salt said.
"They want the manliness of a James Bond, the looks of Hugh Jackman, the humour of Jim Carrey and the youth of Zac Efron."
by connectjon June 18, 2009
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Pronounced NEE-SEE
Not to be mistaken with "Nessy" for she is no sea creature. Her name is usually left off of souvenir mugs and keychains. A beautiful girl loved by all who meet her. Her smile makes you smile its so contagious. She is sweet, funny, loving and an amazing mother, partner, and friend. She is sometimes sarcastic but never mean! She will always be there with a kind word and shoulder. If you're lucky enough to meet a Nessey never let them go.
Pronounced NEE-SEE
Not to be mistaken with "Nessy" for she is no sea creature. Her name is usually left off of souvenir mugs and keychains. A beautiful girl loved by all who meet her. Her smile makes you smile its so contagious. She is sweet, funny, loving and an amazing mother, partner, and friend. She is sometimes sarcastic but never mean! She will always be there with a kind word and shoulder. If you're lucky enough to meet a Nessey never let them go.
by XxBeanie16xX December 16, 2019
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