Nepotism Literatus

A condition in which individuals engage in sexual relations with their literary agent, editor, or anyone else affiliated with the person's publishing career in order to gain higher royalties, advancements, and book deals.
John Smith engaged in nepotism literatus with a Harper Colins editor--he got a 3-book deal!
by Stephen Earley Jordan February 03, 2011
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Nepotism United

The name that should be given to the thousands of kids’ football (soccer) teams run by a volunteer parent, whose child is often the worst player, usually causing the team to lose and the sidelining of bettter kids, to the quiet rage of the parents of sidelined children.
In an unbelievable first half, Nepotism United Under 10’s let in five goals, though it was all the fault of the other players except for Daniel Sulkpants at Centre-back, the manager’s son, and Billy Crap whose mother runs the coffee shop, and the other parents are scared to say anything about it.
by Clothears September 29, 2018
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Ego Nepotism

Individuals who favor and position their ego to solely benefit their selves at the detriment of another, whether politically, in business, with personal relationships, etc. Opposed to narcissism that seeks gratification from vanity or egotistic admiration of one's idealized self image and attributes.
This relationship was a terrible one sided deal that left me hurt, which displays their ego nepotism.
by MrSilver December 04, 2020
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Fetishistic Nepotism

When the politics of a (semi-)organized group become so inbred that the selection of new "officers" consist entirely of people already within the leadership's cabal of like-(and often narrow) minded sycophants to the point beyond the standard nepotism to where it seems as though it must be a sexual fetish.
Can you believe that Alan and Cindy picked Rick to be the Head of Security? He's such a member of their clique that this is definitely a case of fetishistic nepotism.
by Garben Farbles November 13, 2009
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nepotism boyfriend

YT boy of the month, when their girlfriend’s hype pushes their dead-eyed stare directly into the spotlight. Also: a strategy for laundering a boyfriend’s allowance through songwriting credits.
Like a child “making cookies” with mother, it is possible that Nepotism Boyfriend threw in a handful of chocolate chips, so to speak, and, when mother told the family “Joey made these!,” he beamed with genuine pride.
by JZP26 May 17, 2022
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geographical nepotism

Also know as 'locational nepotism'. It's like nepotism, but for locations. Commonly occurs in professional settings where a boss will have a personal preference for a location based on personal relation to the location.

Example: The boss wants to have a meeting in a town, because it's close to their vacation home.
The boss picking that location is total geographical nepotism
by Wakawaka98 December 18, 2023
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Self Nepotism

Self nepotism would be giving yourself a new role because of your power. Declaring myself the king of my bedroom would be self nepotism.
A specific kind of "Narcissism with power"

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'I hate my boss so much, he just appointed himself in charge of the department of Cheese making. We're a law firm. This is self nepotism to such an extreme degree'
by chrizzlerlol November 28, 2024
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