crapping you negative

Meaning "I'm not kidding." An equivalent of "I shit you not."

Said by the character Glen (played by actor Sam McMurray) in the Coen Brothers' movie "Raising Arizon"

Person 1: Did you hear that Brad and Jen broke up?
Person 2: No way!
Person 1: I'm crapping you negative.

crapping you negative by FelixPen June 1, 2006

Negative fucks 

When you have less than zero fucks to give. You literally have depleted all your rollover fucks and used up a certain amount of future fucks as well. The amount you care about something is approaching negative infinity.

A customer walks into a retail establishment with a bitchy complaint. Miko says to her dumb hoe employee, "Kelly you take care of her I give negative fucks, my fucks are used up all the way to next week."

Negative fucks by babyuf123 April 28, 2014

negative distance 

A term for having sex in a long distance relationship. A couple in an attempt to reduce the average distance between each other, should try to spend alot of time negative distance from each other when they are together.

Hunny, I just wanna be negative distance from you all weekend.

negative distance by antgg February 2, 2010

General Negative 

1) Someone who always give negative responses when asked about anything.

2) A pessimistic person. Always think about the worst.

1)Person A : Let's go out for dinner later?

General negative : No,I can't go out.
Person A : How about tomorrow?
General negative : Nope, impossible.
Person A : HOW about the day after?
General negative : Negative.

2) When visiting a friend in hospital, he'll probably say something like "Oh damn, you are going to die."

General Negative by LuLIzFine September 10, 2009

Negar

A Persian girls' name meaning beautiful.
Also referred to one's lover in old Persian poems.

Not to be confused with the N word.

Yo, what up my Negar?

Negar by SunOffABeach October 16, 2020

negative waves 

Someone with a morbid lack of optimism and fixated belief that things will always go wrong.

also known as: NG Waves

"Why don't you knock it off with them Negative Waves! Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here. Why can't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change" - Oddball (Kelly's Heroes 1970)

negative waves by a loser July 6, 2004

negative diff 

the term negative diff refers to when a character/verse can beat another character/verse so easily/badly, it would be harder for them to keep said other character/verse alive.

"bro, Dragon ball negative diff's marvel"
"nah"

negative diff by doc of derp December 21, 2022